I think the video works best completely out of context. What you’re witnessing is a game of (according to YouTube) “[Boutaoshi] doing,” a game involving pulling a pole down. It takes the concepts of rugby, “Red Rover” and “King of the Hill” and sort of shoves it all together until the field looks like an ultimate mash-up of post-World Series celebration and Mutant League Football. And I think one of the teams is wearing panda helmets. Are those teams? I think there are like six teams.

Translation of the video’s title: “Defensive large stick pushing down intense fighting!” I think that explains a lot more about the game than Boutaoshi Doing. We should start naming other sports like that. Call basketball “Team-based sphere lobbing pretending to fall down when nobody touched you super contest.” Try it for yourself. The best Boutaoshi Doing-style name posted in our comments section wins a prize.

(Note: The prize is me bumrushing you in a panda helmet and hitting you with a telephone pole.)

[via Buzzfeed]

As Kevin noted in today's SAN, those crazy kids at Attack of the Show introduced viewers to Weenie Bite.  Finally, women deep-throating objects is a competition.

Of course, much of the appeal of this video is Olivia Munn's attempt to play the sport; apparently her oral skills are regularly displayed on the show.  She certainly sucks a good wiener.  I'll give her something to suck on, heh heh heh.

Oh.  I guess I should make it clear I'm offering her a Werther's.  I don't want her to think I'm some kind of perv. 

[Defamer] 

I'll pretty much post any video that has hot chicks wrestling in some kind of viscous substance, and this one is no exception.  I guess margaritas are sexy and refreshing… but when I find a woman soaked in bourbon, that's when I know I've found true love.

(Thanks to JoSCh for taking some time off from impressing women with his dry wit to send this in.) 

Don’t even try and tell me the Qashqai Car Games isn’t real. It is. Look: they have a slick website and everything, OK? Totally legit. And amazing. But oh, let me guess. You don’t believe in David Blaine either? You make me fucking sick. -J.E. Skeets III

Goddam I love the Japanese.  What a bunch of twisted fuckers.  As if putting people into a gyroscope and spinning them around before forcing them to box isn't already cruel and hilarious enough, the contestants have to do it on a narrow bridge over a pit of scalding water.  In silly costumes.

I sometimes think I was raised in the wrong country.  I mean, I think humiliating torture is hilarious.  Plus I love schoolgirls and tentacle porn. 

(Thanks to the freedom fighters over at Japan Probe)

Handsome reader Trevor took a break from getting his body fat measured (less than 7%!) to email this tremendous video of "crackhead chunking."  I'm not sure what chunking is, exactly, but it looks similar to "tossing."  I suppose it's possible that's what black people call "chucking," but I don't want to go on the record with that because I think it's racist for me to write the words "black people."  And anyway, I don't want to take away from the majesty of crackhead chunking.

My sincerest thanks to "StiLL iLL" and company, who understand how to treat the wretched underclass of society (unlike those pussies in Venice Beach).  My suggestion for next time: throw the crackhead onto punjee sticks.  Or at least through a plate glass window.  Or a pit of cobras.  You know, just a little razzle-dazzle for the crowd at home.