As an addendum to yesterday's post about the stiletto race, leggy vixen Kristine sent me this charming one-on-one basketball showdown between two ladies in five-and-a-half-inch heels. I'm not quite sure why they're wearing so much clothing, but I do know that this clip held my attention longer than any WNBA game.
Please join me in celebrating these bastions of the feminist movement. This is proof that women can accomplish anything, as long as they're wearing heels.
The women in this video are competing in Saturday's second annual Stiletto Race. The run-down: competitors must be women, heels must be at least 2.75 inches high, and the race is 100 meters for a prize of €10,000. The winner, Berliner Denise Hanitzsch, finished in 14.7 seconds, which I'm pretty sure id faster than I could run if I had wild boars chasing me.
You don't need to have a threesome with Gloria Steinem and Betty Friedan to know that this is pretty much the greatest development in women's sports since not televising the WNBA. Let's get all women in heels for all activities ASAP. I'm so tired of hearing "Boo hoo hoo, I wore heels all day!" So what if your feet hurt? Your legs look terrific. If you can think of something more important than looking good, I'd like to hear it.
Ugh, the right to vote? Here, have mine. Just wear heels to polling booth, will ya?
I've tried to watch cricket. I've tried to have people explain it to me. It never made sense… until now.
Note: If be-thonged ass counts as NSFW, then (a) explain to your employer that it's a cricket instruction video, and (b) time to get a new job, ese.
Thanks to diligent reader Steven, I now know that cricket is all about getting bikini-clad hotties to prance around and show off their goods. I have no idea why the Brits and Indians continue to play it incorrectly.
p.s. Well, looky here. Fun pictures!
Meet Negs. If you think that isn't a real name, it's okay: he's British. And he's one of the British Isles' premier minds for developing new sports.
In this one, "urban sprinting," the goal is to set off a mall shop's security alarm (without stealing anything, natch), then running from the rent-a-cops. It's the sort of thing that should only be funny to high school boys and frat pranksters… and yet here I am, laughing at a fat dude running.
After clicking on this link to see the rest of the page the jump, check out Negs doing "Big Stranger Rodeo." It sounds like it might be sexy, but it's not that kind of stranger.
