Yay! A women's golf post! Lovely Natalie Gulbis finished just 2 shots behind Lorena Ochoa to finish as runner-up in the prestigious ADT Championship in West Palm Beach, FL.  SPORTSbyBROOKS reported a few weeks ago that Miss Gulbis is trying to tone down her sexiness in order to project a more wholesome image to her young fans.  I really hope this isn't the case as Natalie is the only reason I watch the LPGA.  Well, I mean the only reason I would watch it.  If the only other sporting event on was billiards, I could imagine watching women golf.  Except for Snooker, I love me some Snooker.  Anyway, if she wants to appear less sexy she should just do what every other women does: list her prudish bedroom rules within 5 minutes of a first meeting, or become pregnant (i.e. gain 20 lbs. – whichever), or ask for a commitment. -KD 

The lovely Natalie Gulbis won the Evian Masters today by defeating South Korean Jang Jeong in a sudden-death playoff.  It was the first LPGA Tour victory for the shapely strokestress from California.  Some have called Gulbis the Anna Kournikova of golf because she was the most attractive player on the Tour never to win an event, but with today's win, she has silenced those critics like a sexy yardstick-toting teacher quiets a disruptive student.  Even though I worked at a golf course for a while, I don't particularly care for golf. However, there is something intriguing when women play the old game of the Scots.  I don't know if it's the way they let cool water overflow their lips and rivulet down their necks to the wide openings in their pastel-colored golf shirts at the halfway cafe.  Or maybe it's the way they let their fingers dawdle just a bit too long as they gently but firmly stick $50 dollars into the waistband of your boxer shorts after a round.  It could be the way they ask for your help in the locker room and then back you into the steam room, disrobe, and engage you in a very satisfying game of Pleasure & Pain with a pair of golf spikes.  It could be any of these reasons, but I assume it's because they're rich.

In other semi-sexy LPGA news, Michelle Wie tied for 69th place.  Hmm, 69.  If you'll excuse me, I'm going to use Natalie's triumph for inspiration to beat a Jang in a playoff. -KD