I’ve spent all day trying to come up with a SpyGate joke for Bill Belichick inexplicably on stage singing Dead or Alive with Bon Jovi at some benefit in this undated video. And I got nuthin’. Charlie Weis, on the other hand…he’s no Ruben Studdard, that much is clear. I love how they do the White People’s “Let’s Go” Clap to try and get the audience into it. I keep waiting for a pickup truck to roll onto the stage with some voiceover about how long-lasting that brand of truck is. Wait, that was John Melloncamp. Wasn’t it? Anyway, if you manage to finish this entire video, pour yourself a pint because you probably need it.
When you’re a millionaire athlete, you can afford to cut your own glory hole into a mirror and do whatever comes naturally when checking yourself out in the mirror. And you can do it while posing for a pictorial for not-so-noted fag mag DETAILS, the magazine for guys that don’t realize they’re gay yet. From the New York Post (thanks, John):
The mag captures A-Rod’s essence, with pictures of him smooching his own reflection, stretching his toned muscles on a bare mattress and brooding seductively for the camera.
Despite being one of the most recognizable men in the city, A-Rod told Details - in an issue that hits newsstands a week from today - that he enjoys taking the subway to Yankee Stadium, usually on Fridays. “For night games . . . the day to do it is a Friday, because traffic is horrible,” he said.
That’s also when the trannies make themselves available. Those girls only like to work on weekends. It’s the only time they can get time away from their busy jobs on Wall Street. And we wonder why the economy is all buggered.
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It’s a bow, you sick bastards.In a obviously-misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers of With Leather and Kissing Suzy Kolber to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament begins today with the Play-In Fetish. All items after the jump are considered Safe For Work.
Look for the following tag to see NF matchups after the jumps of regular posts. See the complete bracket here and vote for your favorite fetish in today’s matchups after the jump.
So I wanted to do a silly bracket where you guys could vote on stuff like every other jackassed sports blog does this time of year, but I didn’t want to do anything stupid like movies or stuff your mom likes to wear. No, our bracket is part of a Nasty Fetish Tournament that’s so nasty, we couldn’t keep it all on one blog. Oh yeah, this is the bracket for the With Leather/Kissing Suzy Kolber Nasty Fetish Final Four.
The Gist:
We assembled a selection committee of four people (Punte, Ape, Uff, and Spencer Hall). We had a fantasy draft of fetishes, with order determined at random, to determine seeding. I produced a “cheat sheet” as a guide, but everyone was free to draft any fetish not listed on the sheet. The Punte and Uff regoinals will be posted on With Leather, starting with the Play-In Fetish on Monday. The Ape and Swindle regionals will be posted on KSK. The WL matchups will appear after-the-jump on regular posts. The KSK matchups will appear most likely as quick hits, or jumped posts. It’s up to you to vote for the fetish of your choice; although it’s the Nasty Fetish Tournament, the selection logic is up to you! The Final Four will appear on WL, beginning on Thursday, April 2.
More information to come, including definitions for those of you too lazy to look up some of the intense fetish jargon. Listen to the selection show on KSK or see a printable bracket after the jump.
