This Stupidity Was Only A Matter Of Time

Written by Ashley Burns / 02.16.12

I went to my local watering hole yesterday after work to enjoy a few sophisticated beverages before I attended the Orlando Magic game, and the barkeep tuned the image box to SportsCenter, which devoted about 70% of the show to New York Knicks guard Jeremy Lin. A few dozen Linsanity puns later and my enjoyment of the rise of this unexpected Knicks star was pretty much over. But the Knicks, Buddha bless them, are rightfully milking this thing for all it’s worth, as they’ve radically raised ticket prices and are pumping out merchandise faster than a sweatsh… irt company. A sweatshirt company is totally what I meant to write.

Of course it was inevitable that this love for a guy, who is Chinese but was born and raised in California before attending Harvard, would hit some awkward racial moments. However, what happened last night on the MSG Network during the Knicks 100-85 victory over the Sacramento Kings, in which Lin set a career high with 13 assists, was just downright stupid. During the broadcast, the network aired this picture…

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Mike Tyson Should Attend Every NBA Game

Written by Ashley Burns / 02.16.12

I’ll give the brainiacs at MSG Network some credit. Not everything they did during last night’s Knicks game was a complete moronic disaster (foreshadowing). For instance, reporter Jill Martin caught up with Mike Tyson at halftime for the “Live at Celebrity Row” interview segment. Don’t even bother wondering how it went, because it’s Tyson and he’s amazingly, delightfully batsh*t crazy, so of course it was awesome.

Tyson addressed everything from his famous nibble on Evander Holyfield’s ear to his beloved pet pigeons, and he even tried to get Martin to pay him to sing. But merely describing the interview does it no justice, so check it out for yourself after the jump.

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