MIKE ALESSI IS RUNOVERABLE

Written by Christmas Ape / 07.10.08

Motocross rider Mike Alessi suffered two broken scapulas, a broken rib and a bruised lung resulting from this crash and subsequent runnings over at the Red Bud Track & Trail in Michigan. The injuries will sideline the 20-year-old for the rest of the year. Supposedly been riding motorcycles since the tender age of 3. Yeah, well, buddy, I was getting run over by stuff even before that. That's what mom gets for giving birth to me on a highway medium strip. We made a nice home of it for a while, but living off discarded Fritos bags just couldn't cut it for long. Eventually we found a dumpster of our own. 

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VIDEO OF PEOPLE CRASHING DIRT BIKES

Written by Matt / 01.24.07

Because I haven't really mailed it in over the last two days or so — only one video today so far, and it was of somebody reading, for Chrissakes — I've decided to close the day with some simple, lowbrow enjoyment: a motocross crash compilation.

I like the part where the guy on the dirt bike gets hurt:

NOTE: No college graduates were harmed during the making of this video.

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