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Brett Favre was declared inactive for the Vikings’ game against the NY Giants last night. The Minnesota quarterback’s consecutive-games-played streak screeches to a halt at 297 regular season games. The last time Favre sat out a game, Ronald Reagan could still remember his own name.

Links:Burnsy has taken his hit Twitter feed to some new digs on the eBays. Wipe your feet at the door and check it out.
Best Worst Advice.

A nun got caught stealing. Somehwere in an alternate universe, a Jew, a rabbi and John Elway walk into a bar.
Uproxx.

Here’s a Top Ten: “The Worst Characters on the Best TV Shows.” Okay, so there’s the cast of “Friends”…now who are the other four?
Warming Glow.

Another topper: “15 Classic Rap Remakes We’d Like To Hear.” Fresh…respected.
THE Smoking Section.

Conan O’Brien made fun of some comic book superheroes. Whatever dude, you’re back on TV now. Nobody cares.
Gamma Squad.

This is called “Gaming WikiLeaks: The Biggest Leaks in the Video Game World.” Try to not get arrested as you read it.
G4 TV.

Here are 11 video games that probably shouldn’t be made into movies. “Custer’s Revenge” strangely absent from the list.
UGO.

Rihanna sucks her thumb. I don’t care if she wets the bed. I’d still change her diaper. Wow, that sounded a lot sexier in my head…
The Urban Daily.

The owner of the LA Clippers heckled Baron Davis from courtside. Remind me who the LA Clippers are?
The Hoop Doctors.

Here’s an infographic on “Star Trek.” I don’t even have  a joke for that.
Fork Party.

Twelve-year-olds in Rhode Island are being jailed for being “very disrespectful.”  It’s not news…
FARK.

This is a pretty good collection of character lookalikes from “The Simpsons.”
Ego TV Online.

The Morning Meat is our morning link dump that can dunk from your leaf-infested gutter. Send us tips at WithLeather-TIPS@Uproxx.com, follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook. Sign up for our daily email (see the sidebar) and check out the Uproxx Holiday Guide. And then take a break, because that’s, like, a lot of stuff. Img via @DPshow.

Dolphins cornerback Nolan Carroll was tripped by a member of the Jets sideline personnel–reportedly strength coach Sal Alosi–as he was running to cover a punt during the Dolphins-Jets game yesterday. Not only did the Jets lose the game, they’ll surely lose a lot of respect around the league.
NFL.com

I was on Dan Levy’s podcast on Friday, plus we did one that made it to KSK last week. This encapsulates nearly all of my spoken speech for the week. Lucky you…
Press Coverage, Kissing Suzy Kolber [both audio]

Denver’s Carmelo Anthony wants to be a New York Knick. No, he really wants to be a Knick.
Fan IQ.

So dude in Cypress Hill is suing the makers of “GTA:San Andreas” for using his likeness. Here is something you can’t understand…Fresh…respected.
THE Smoking Section.

How the US Senate’s anti-poker bill could affect the action in Vegas. Shuffle up and remain silent…
Pokerati.

John Lennon on film: still a pretentious communist hipster douchebag. Oh, and a decent musician, I guess.
UGO.

Willow Smith hates being famous. Most of us hate Willow Smith. Do the math, Willow. Oh wait, you’re a child star. You probably suck at math.
The Urban Daily.

Who will play Julian Assange when the movie is made? My money’s on that vest-wearing gent from “The Mentalist.” It’s not news…
FARK.

Could you predict this year’s Oscar winners based solely on the movie posters?
Pajiba.

What could the Heat have looked like without Lebron James? Less headband-y, for one…
The Hoop Doctors.

Here are 10 Not-So-Dynamic Music Duos. Only ten?
Gunaxin.

OMG you guys, it’s a post about Star Wars! Yeah, but they took scenes from the movies and re-worked them as dramas. As if the franchise wasn’t sh;t on enough already with the prequels…
Unreality Mag.

Matt Ufford raised over $20,000 for the Wounded Warrior project. And then he put on the gayest shorts you’ve ever seen.
Kissing Suzy Kolber.

This is called “Today In Blowing Stuff Up More Efficiently.” Doesn’t the efficiency take all of the fun out of it?
Uproxx.

TV Guide doesn’t like brown people. For a second, I thought they meant people that worked at UPS.
Warming Glow.

Stage dives have almost become cliche’, but some people still like them.
Ego TV Online.

Keri Hilson has a special request for you tonight. She could start by telling me who she is…
The Urban Daily.

The 30 biggest meltdowns in movies. The butter from the lobster scene in Leonard Part 6 is strangely absent.
UGO.

What’s the best Chanukah song? You mean there’s more than one?
Gunaxin.

Here’s video of 10 NBA plays of the week. I wonder if there are any dunks in this video…
The Hoop Doctors.

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Here’s a half-cocked rant on extremist fandom that I whipped up for KSK. There will be more where that came from.
Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Why do gamers make great boyfriends? Because the only cheating they do involves an online strategy guide. Yeah, well your mom isn’t funny, either.
Uproxx.

C an the world’s leaders save our environment? Hey, it’s friggin’ December over here; can we get this global warming thing going any faster?
Uproxx.

This is titled “Heartbroken: 10 Great Sports Stories That Could Have Been.” Fresh…respected.
THE Smoking Section.

And this is called “Behind The Grind” with pro skater Terry Kennedy. Better than “Behind The Book Depository,” I suppose. It’s funny because he’s still alive.
Real Talk NY.

Finally, an actual-sized Optimus Prime ice sculpture. “Autobots, it’s time for the salad course.”
FilmDrunk.

“Sons Of Anarchy” is pretty sweet. Here’s something about the Season 3 finale. Spoiler alert: it might involve motorcycles and that guy from Hellboy.
Warming Glow.

Leave it to cops to ruin your angel dust high. That’s what they do when there aren’t any blacks around to oppress.
Gamma Squad.

Cosmo’s “Secrets of Male Arousal” debunked. Obviously, “Bring your Asian friend to dinner and hold the Flip cam” didn’t make the list.
THE Smoking Jacket.

If you’re looking for a comprehensive guide for heckling LeBron James, look no further.
The Urban Daily.

There’s a new date set for the second coming of Jesus. It’s not news…
Fark.

Brazil elected a clown into their legislature. I don’t know why that’s a big deal; we just elected hundreds into ours last month.
Fork Party.

The Pacers beat the Lakers earlier this week. And then Kobe Bryant raped Stephen Jackson or something. Don’t quote me on that.
The Hoop Doctors.

A copy of that Sylvester Stallone porn movie sold for $412K On eBay. I wouldn’t expect the acting in that film to be anything special.
Ego TV.

Kid sees the dark side of the internet for the very first time. Good night, Ned.
Ned Hardy.

The ten best ninja movies, as determined by some jagoff that probably knows nothing about ninjas.
BuzzFeed.

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If you haven’t checked out the unofficial “Maury” Tumblr site, you must do so immediately.
Holy Maury Mother Of God.

Four Loko may very well be the Lewis and Clark of alcoholic beverages.
Uproxx.

We might have a hard time dying in the near future. All the more reason to kick-start the zombie apocalypse, really. Fresh…respected.
THE Smoking Section.

Here’s a fun look at a Star Trek home computer, which hopefully has a Star Trek dating website bookmarked someplace.
Ego TV Online.

The 100 best spaceships ever seen on film. I like the one that resembled male genetalia.
UGO.

Heath Ledger’s dead, but he might STILL appear in another film. Why so posthumous? It’s not news…
Fark.

Italian streetballer dunks over ten people. I’ll take a shot in the dark and guess that this didn’t happen in a regulation game.
The Hoop Doctors.

Class, open your textbooks to page 127; it’s time to learn about ninjas.
THE Smoking Jacket.

Listen to 21 minutes of Daft Punk’s musical score from TRON Legacy. You’ll love it more than running water.
Bro Bible.

Here’s a fun Inception spoof featuring some DeAngelo Hall highlights. Just wait for the big finish.
Radio Rabbit.

Sports Illustrated will name their Sportsman of the Year later today. Yes, Virginia, there will be a live chat.
Steady Burn.

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Cartoon Movie Adaptations: A History.
Uproxx.

Don’t forget to vote for Stylez G. White to make the NFL Pro Bowl.
NFL.com.

Today’s Top Story: Woman Flashes Breasts To Rob Very Happy Victim.
Uproxx.

Here’s a fun GIF of Oprah releasing some bees. Not the bees! NOT THE BEES!
FilmDrunk.

Michael Jordan’s mashed-up response to LeBron James’ ‘What Should I Do’ Nike commercial. I personally am ready for the next Next Michael Jordan.
Bro Bible.

This is titled “20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Charlie Sheen.” Really, it would have been funnier if it had been titled “20 and a half things…” Wow, if that was any funnier I would have had to change my pants.
Ego TV.

Five Ways The Miami Heat Can Salvage Their Season. Step one: Green jerseys for St. Patty’s Day! I’m kidding; I didn’t even read the list.
The Urban Daily.

These are bad people that have buildings named after them, and if you happen to be a Clemson University student reading this in the Strom Thurman Institute, take a moment to bask in your own personal irony.
THE Smoking Jacket.

It’s time for the 2010 Syracuse rap anthem “Unfinished Business.” I understand it’s a continuation of the 2009 Syracuse rap anthem, which currently remains unfinished.
The Hoop Doctors.

Breaking: Ke$ha is a bit of a dip$hit.
What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Richard Masur, coime on down, you’re the guy actor of the week. No, that’s lowercase on purpose.
Unreality Mag.

Can you spot these camouflaged animals? Good night, Ned.
Ned Hardy.