Okay, I’m lying. But $1000 is pretty good, right? Stop throwing things at me.

This week’s fantasy baseball game with our friends at FanDuel is pretty straight-forward — it’s only two bucks to play, you can enter up to three teams, and the top teams win money from a $1000 cash pool. If you’re good at this, you’re rich. If you aren’t, you’re me, and you’ll still have fun.

Here’s how to play:

So when you’re done, click on Kate Upton over there (or right here) and sign up to play with them. Us. You know what I’m trying to say.

All right, that’s debatable. But hey, Mike Trout’s only making what, circa 400K this season? Even he could use a 998-dollar profit.

FanDuel.com Fantasy Baseball returns this week, giving you and 64 other people a chance to win money from a $1000 prize pool. All you’ve got to do to play is drop in 2 bucks. Or 6 bucks, if you want to run up to three teams. Very little bucks, is what I’m saying.

Here’s how to play:

Our fantasy game happens this Friday night (aka TONIGHT, GUY), so head on over now, sign up, draft your team and win some cash. I’ll be playing, as soon as I figure out how to draft Mike Trout 10 times. Why won’t it let me make him a pitcher? Mike Trout is probably a pretty good pitcher.

Shut up, I worked really hard on that headline.

We’ve been playing fantasy baseball with FanDuel.com all season, and the pull keeps getting bigger — in this week’s game, all you need to do is sign up, drop a $2 entry fee and draft up to three teams for your chance at $1000 in prizes. The top 65 players win money, which means even I could win. Not bad!

Here’s how to play:

If you haven’t played FanDuel fantasy with us yet, now’s the time to throw in. It’s fun, it only takes a minute to sign up and draft your teams and if you’ve got a rudimentary knowledge of baseball you can probably win money. So go sign up right now and participate in Friday night’s game! You won’t regret it. I mean, unless you’re the Astros.

It’s here! Tonight’s FanDuel.com fantasy baseball game with With Leather is giving you a chance to turn a $2 entry fee into a Prince Fielder-sized chunk of a $500 prize pool. They should give you a flat 50 points for a Prince triple, but whatever, I don’t organize these things, I just play them.

You should be playing, too, so here’s how we’re doing it:

No bells and whistles or “Beat Brandon To Death Because He’s Bad At Online Games” stips, just a straight-forward chance to turn a little bit of money into a lot of it. A $500 prize pool is nothing to gloss over, especially for two bucks, especially when the hardest thing you have to do is click a few names. Mike Trout! Click Mike Trout!

Seriously though, this is going down tonight, get over to FanDuel and sign up now.

Pictured above: Troy Tulowitzki hurting himself trying to earn me even a single point in these games.

This week’s fantasy baseball game through FanDuel.com is simple — drop $2 to enter and you’ve got a shot at winning money from a $500 pool. If you haven’t been playing with us, you’re missing out … it’s a fun way to make a night of baseball more interesting and you’ve got a low-risk chance to double, triple or even whatever-the-word-for-50-times-something-is your money.

Here’s how we’re playing:

Thankfully there are no “Beat The Expert” components to this week’s game, so my 604 of 600 finish won’t benefit anyone. Regardless, I’m gonna keep fighting the good fight until I win one of these. So far my plan is 1) give Jeff Bagwell robot arms and legs, 2) get Jeff Bagwell back into the majors, 3) draft Jeff Bagwell. That sounds way easier than “do a little research and learn how to clean up playing fantasy ball”.

Seriously though, get over to FanDuel and sign up now.

Tonight’s the big night: for an entry fee of only ten bucks, you could end up as one of 15 finalists competing for a $100,000 grand prize playing FanDuel fantasy baseball in Las Vegas. If you missed our announcement earlier in the week, here are the details:

The FanDuel Daily Fantasy Baseball Championship consists of 15 Friday qualifying tournaments that are only $10 to enter. Each weekly tournament has over $3000 in prizes, but if you win one of the 15 qualifying tournaments, you and a friend win an all expenses paid trip to the Palazzo in Las Vegas the weekend of July 28 & 29. There, the 15 finalists will compete for $250,000 in cash prizes in a one-day fantasy baseball game with the winner taking home $100,000. Again, it’s only $10 to enter and you can enter as many teams as you want.

That’s not something you want to miss out on, is it? You could win more money than most people make in a year by saying “I think I’ll pick Mike Trout tonight” and clicking a button. That’s incredible, isn’t it? All you have to do right now is say “I think I’ll play Brandon’s cool fantasy thing” and click a button. This button. And hell, even if you don’t like baseball, find somebody who does and try to win a trip to Vegas.

(Sign up now!)