We’ve been running awesome fantasy baseball games alongside Fanduel.com all summer, but football is almost back, and we’re ready to hit fantasy sports right in its wheelhouse.

You’ll want to sign up now for our first FREE FanDuel Fantasy Football game of the season (one entry per player) and take your shot at winning money from a $1000 prize pool. Do I seriously have to bribe you into playing a free fantasy football game? On Week ONE?

Here’s how it works:

We’re getting this ready for week 1, so that means the contest happens on Sunday, September 9. That means you can’t draft anyone from the Wednesday game, but all Sunday and Monday players are eligible. Payouts start right after Monday Night Football. How sweet is that? A free game with free money to celebrate the return of the one sport people seriously care about.

So yeah, sign up, friend. Enjoy your money.

This guy’s my new hero. Spends a night at the Prog, rocks a vintage jersey, makes a great leaping barehand catch on a foul ball. The most athletic thing I ever did at an Indians game was track down the hot dog mascots for a picture, and the nicest thing I ever wore was cargo shorts. He is clearly my superior.

My recovery plan is to sign up for tonight’s fantasy baseball game with FanDuel.com, drop two dollars each in sign-up fees to register three teams and take my chance at winning cold, hard cash from a $500 prize pool. Maybe then I can afford a better jersey than this poor Ryan Garko thing I’ve been in for too long. Also, a baseball glove.

The games are fun, cheap and easy to play, so there’s no reason to not throw in. Here’s how it works:

We’re capping the league at 275 teams and the games that count in the contest happen tonight, so hurry on over to FanDuel using this handy dandy link and play. Be cool. I know you’ve got it in you.

Baseball isn’t real anymore. It’s just somebody’s weird fan-fic. I’m gonna go watch my VHS blooper tapes and report them as news.

If you’re still able to watch baseball with all this happening, then maybe you’d like to sign up for our bi-weeklyish fantasy baseball game through FanDuel.com. This week’s game goes down on Friday (July 27) and we’re playing it just like last time — you can sign up and draft up to three teams for two dollars a pop and win cash from a $500 prize pool. If you’re good at this kind of thing, it’s the easiest possible way to make money. I wouldn’t shill it if it required hard work.

We’ve only got 275 spots open for this week’s game, so get your teams in now. If you haven’t played before, here’s the ever-helpful infographic:

Remember, we’re playing on Friday night, so sign up as soon as you can and get your three teams in. If you wait another day, everybody’ll be traded and you’ll be trying to start Ichiro on the Lake County Captains. You’re just going to make it harder for yourself.

[banner photo via AP]

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If you haven’t signed up for this week’s Fantasy Baseball Challenge through FanDuel.com, what are you waiting for? Brian Wilson to write “FanDuel” on his crotch and waggle it at you?

This week we’re only allowing 275 spots, but you’re in luck — you can register up to three times for only two bucks a pop and earn your shot at winning money from a $500 cash pool. That’s $500 for making a figurative wanking motion at a picture of the stupidest person at The ESPYs and spending 5 minutes setting up a baseball team. It’s fun, it’s incredibly easy and you’re guaranteed to at least finish higher than me.

Here’s what we do, if you haven’t played yet:

I can only badger you to sign up and play so many times, and the game starts tonight, Friday the 13th so get in under the wire and win some money! If you win some, send me 20 bucks. I’ve got my eyes on this great knit cap.

Wait 'til you see his ping pong ball trick!

We’re playing FanDuel fantasy baseball again this week, and one way or another I’ll end up feeling like Justin Verlander. If I win, I’m the Justin Verlander who gets to shack up with Kate Upton. If I lose horribly, I’m the Justin Verlander who ruined the All-Star Game.

We’re capping the league at 275 spots this week, so sign up as soon and as often as possible. We’re letting you register up to three teams, and the entry fee is only two dollars. Turning two bucks into 500 is a pretty sweet deal, especially if you do it by clicking your mouse what … 11, 12 times? Don’t be the guy who won’t do that.

As always, here’s how we’re playing:

So yeah, SIGN UP FOR THIS THING PLZ. It’s fun, cheap, and can win you a bunch of money. I’ll let you decide how many of those describe Kate Upton.

Maybe not that face. That one’s too easy to photoshop.

Anyway, our latest fantasy baseball game with our friends at FanDuel.com goes down tonight, and if you haven’t signed up yet, now’s the time — it’s only two bucks to play, you can enter up to three teams, and the top teams win money from a $1000 cash pool. It’s one of those things that could turn out to be a great investment, when you realize that roughly 14 clicks of a mouse earned you hundreds of dollars.

Here’s how to play:

You can sign up for the game by clicking basically anything within the body of this post, so make sure you do that quickly and set up your teams for tonight’s contest. Give it a try, and send me a few dollars when you win. You know, for tipping you off.