Here’s a quick illustration of my fantasy baseball prowess:

1. Pick the best guys in baseball.
2. Watch them have their worst game ever, all at once.
3. Watch Ben Francisco or whoever hit 5 home runs.
4. Find out everybody but me drafted Ben Francisco.
5. Finish 745th out of 600, win zero dollars.

But because you are not me, you’ve got a great chance of winning money and should sign up for our free fantasy baseball game with FanDuel. Here’s how it works:

The cash in question is a $500 cash pool, so as long as your 8 best guys don’t spend Friday night grounding out you’re guaranteed a dollar or two. And that’s an important note: the game happens tonight, so if you’re reading this, hop on over to FanDuel right now and set up your squad.

Then come back here and drop a comment about who you picked, because I can’t suffer the shame of being me at this much longer.

Two weeks ago, With Leather and FanDuel broke in the 2012 Major League Baseball season by giving out a buffet of free cash to anyone who could sign up for a free, one night game and draft the best team. I challenged you to defeat me, then followed through with one of the most abysmal performances in fantasy sports history. I won’t give you the specifics, but I finished about 100 spots below the last place guy.

Anyway, the contest is back this week, and if you sign up for the free game right now you’ll have a chance to spent your Friday, April 20th winning wads of money from a $500 cash pool. I’m drafting Jamie Moyer and like Jacksonville Jaguars, there’s no way you can do worse than me.

Here’s how it works:

So it’s time for me and Jose Bautista to put that .222 average to work. Sign up and let me know who you’re drafting in our comments section (because I desperately need some tips)!

Want to be as rich as these guys? Here’s your chance!

Well, not really, but With Leather is teaming up with FanDuel to bring you a free fantasy baseball game that can win you cash money from a $1,000 prize pool AND IT STARTS IN LIKE 30 MINUTES SO IF YOU’VE BEEN LOLLYGAGGING PLEASE STOP DOING THAT AND SIGN UP TO PLAY RIGHT NOW. Baseball is happening and this is the best, easiest and most cash-productive way to enjoy it without being a monster power superstar.

How it works, one last time:

It’s a one day contest and works like you’d expect … you draft the best team you can under the salary cap and play them against the league. You can track your team’s progress through live scoring, and you get paid out at the end of the day once all games have ended. Then you look at how I’ve performed and see if you’re better than me. Then you go to my website and brag at me until I shut down With Leather completely in anger.

You read our site, and it’s about time we paid you for doing so. So head on over there post-haste and sign up, set up your team and win some impromptu money. Use it to build a stadium nicer looking than Marlins Park! Use it for lunch! Who cares, it’s yours!

As I’ve been incessantly reminding you, we’re running an awesome free fantasy baseball contest with FanDuel to give you a shot at a $1,000 cash pool. Here’s how it works, if you haven’t been paying attention:

It’s a one day contest and works like you’d expect … you draft the best team you can under the salary cap and play them against the league. You can track your team’s progress through live scoring, and you get paid out at the end of the day once all games have ended. Then you look at how I’ve performed and see if you’re better than me. Then you go to my website and brag at me until I shut down With Leather completely in anger.

The games go down on April 5 (tomorrow!) so be sure to hurry up and sign up for it now. If you don’t, you’ll miss your shot at winning cash and making me look like a chump. Those should be the two most important goals in your life.

I threatened to bug you about this again on Friday, and here we are.

With Leather is teaming up with Fanduel.com to bring you a free fantasy baseball event that could earn you a huge wad of $1,000 in cash simply for picking someone who’d be better at baseball on April 5 than Omar Infante. He’s on my time. So are a bunch of guys who are gonna get hurt on April 4. I’m not great at these.

It’s a one day contest and works like you’d expect … you draft the best team you can under the salary cap and play them against the league. You can track your team’s progress through live scoring, and you get paid out at the end of the day once all games have ended. Then you look at how I’ve performed and see if you’re better than me. Then you go to my website and brag at me until I shut down With Leather completely in anger.

100 entrants are taking home money, so be sure to sign up for this immediately and set up your team. You’ll have fun, it won’t cost you anything, and worst case scenario you’ll win enough to bankroll a small market team.

We’ve done fantasy sports at With Leather before and I’ve been notoriously bad at them (I finished in 800th place in a 200 person league), but I’ve got something going for me — baseball season is officially underway and regular season games (and The Dugout) start rolling out next week, and between my knowledge of the Cleveland Indians and how computers work I’m a shoo-in for a first place finish. You know, with the Indians.

Anyway, our latest fantasy baseball game through FanDuel.com is free to enter and can win you a Bank Of America duffel bag full of cash money — $1000, to be exact, with over 100 entrants taking home money. First place bags you 200 bucks, and if you’re as good at these games at me, you’ll at least walk away with a dollar.

It’s a one day contest (April 5, to be exact) and works like you might expect it to … you draft the best team you can under the salary cap and play them against the league. You can track your team’s progress through live scoring, and you get paid out at the end of the day once all games have ended. Then you look at how I’ve performed and see if you’re better than me. Which you are not.

And again, totally free. So hurry up and sign up for this immediately so you can brag about how well you’ll do on the 5th when I bug everyone else about signing up again on Friday.