Forgive me for not being up to date with what’s happening in Major League Lacrosse, I assure you, it’s only because I don’t care, and not because I’m lazy. That being said, something interesting did happen at a Boston Blazer’s halftime show this weekend, involving mascots and assumed erections. Which, oddly enough, had nothing to do with furry porn. The franchise held a contest which featured three scantily clad women doing their best to entertain the team’s mascot, Scorch, which would have been fine enough, I suppose, if they didn’t let a sketchy porn producer MC.

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