Tonight’s fantasy baseball game through FanDuel is one of the best deals we’ve ever offered: for only one dollar (remembering that you’ve probably got a dollar in loose change in your couch right now) you can enter, set up your own fantasy squad for Friday night and win money from a $300 cash pool. A dollar. The bandage they used to stop Bryce Harper’s head from bleeding cost more than a dollar. The server space required to let you click this post comfortably cost more than a dollar.

Here’s how to play:

Signing up is quick and easy, and you’ll get a chance to turn a dollar into several while I draft Jered Weaver and watch him give up 15 runs to the Padres. Make your dollar count!

SIGN UP NOW!

This video was taken, but if you mute it it looks exactly like a Matchbox Twenty concert. Bring up “Push” in another window and you’ll see what I mean. (via D Wizzle’s World]

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To celebrate her 24th birthday and status as Penthouse’s June Pet of the Month, Alexis Ford invited more than a dozen of her peers to party with her at With Leather’s unofficial headquarters, Rick’s Cabaret, in New York City. You may know Ford from her work in such adult classics as This Ain’t Jaws XXX, Cheerleaders Academy 1 and 2, Women Seeking Women 55, Captive Costume Queens and, of course, Brave Businesswomen’s Bondage Peril. I own two copies of that last one.

And while Ford apparently forgot to send a couple of invites to us, her party was ultimately the place to be, as evidenced by a little birdie telling us that one professional baseball player was quite adamant about meeting the star of Squirt Girl.

Elise added, “There was a famous baseball player who started the night in the Champagne Lounge on Rick’s Cabaret’s first floor, and he heard about the party upstairs and asked if he could meet Ms. Ford. When he met her he gave her a loving bear hug and whispered something into her ear that made her smile.”

We asked Rick’s Cabaret New York spokesman Lonnie Hanover to identify the baseball player, but he declined, saying “We respect everyone’s privacy at Rick’s Cabaret.” (Our research shows that the Tampa Bay Rays were in town against the Yankees.)

“Rick’s Cabaret Girl Alundra purred, “I got to give the birthday girl a dance and it was a thrill. Alexis Ford is so sexy. I wanted to rip her clothes off.”

I just remembered that I forgot to get my morning coffee, but I’ll have to wait a few minutes for that now. In the meantime, we can play my favorite new game: “Which Baseball Player Snuck Into Alexis Ford’s Birthday Party?”

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Will Rhymes just found out he could’ve put in a dollar (one measly stinkin’ dollar) and won money from a $300 cash pool with FanDuel/With Leather fantasy baseball. What, too soon? He’s fine, shut up.

Anyway, this week’s game is exactly that: nothing fancy, just the chance to turn one dollar into several. Here’s how to play:

If you’ve never played fantasy baseball with us before, this is your time to throw in … there’s almost no way to lose. And if you lose, you’re out a buck. You’ve got better odds than a scratch ticket, plus you get to watch a bunch of baseball, talk about a bunch of baseball and beat me in a fantasy sports game. Yeah, that’s about as hard as finding a dollar, but shut up again.

Go here and sign up now, because the game starts tomorrow night. It should be a fun one. Hopefully I don’t get hit in the arm by a ball and draft Mariano Rivera for my outfield.

Actor Gary Sinise has accomplished a lot in his 35-year film career — he’s shot Lennie Small in the back of the head, gone on a mission to Mars, helped the Apollo astronauts get back to Earth and dropped an atomic bomb on World War II Japan — but he’s most famous for his role as Forrest Gump’s lieutenant Dan Taylor, a depressed amputee who comes from a long line of soldiers with a dubious history of dying in combat.

So it is in “dubious history of dying” spirit I present to you this clip of Sinise throwing out the first pitch at Wednesday’s Texas Rangers/Oakland Athletics game. You know it’s bad when a guy in a horse costume has to console you.

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Go into the light until we meet again. That’s what the Texas Rangers say again and again. Salamé! (via Sportress Of Blogitude)

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