Here’s video of the Minnesota Gopher openly mocking Penn State linebacker Jerome Hayes. I mean, he’s either mocking Hayes or saying some sort of counter-prayer to combat Hayes’ prayer. Or he was just talking trash to a guy that was trying to prepare himself for a game. Either way, I disapprove, and I hope he receives a strongly-worded letter from the Mascots’ Alliance. And oh by the way, God LOVES the BCS and hates the Pac-10. He told me so. via Everywhere.
Usually, the only stuffed freak to show up at a wedding is the bride’s mother-in-law, but that wasn’t how it went down at the wedding of Red Sox Monster’s Dan Lamothe, who arranged for the Minuteman, the UMass mascot, to crash his wedding. And of course, dude didn’t dress up at all. What, you think you can just show up wearing whatever and dance. This is a formal event, sir. Bastard probably didn’t even bring a gift, either. No wonder England hated the colonies so much.
Video’s after the jump [fixed], and since I haven’t watched it yet, I have no idea whether or not it includes the electric slide. imgs.
Jack Nicholson was at a Phillies game while wearing a Yankees cap, but he’s Jack Nicholson, so that’s totally excusable. Jack could show up at his own wedding wearing a sundress and pumps and all the dudes there would be like, “Sweet, why didn’t I think of that?” Maybe that’s a bad example.
Anyway, the Phillie Phanatic dressed up as Batman and…and I really don’t know what the hell he’s doing. He’s getting himself warmed up for something. Do I want to know where this goes? I find this offensive to my sensibilities. And give it up with the mask, Phanatic. I know that it’s still you. via. via. UPDATE: Whoops.
From Dirty Tackle comes the tale of a shark and his little woobie, and though the central character is a mighty fish, this is very much a human story. This is Free Willy, as told by the mascot of the Colombian side Junior Tiburon. It’s a tale of frustration and despair, of teething, and then, finally, of love. It’s so beautiful. Yeah, so it’s not so much about Willy’s liberation as it is a descriptor of his sexual inhibitions, of which he apparently has none. What would his mother think? Probably something like, “Eh, who cares. He’s a shark.”
