Dallas Cowboys tight end Martellus Bennett had some fun with a fake beard on the fourth of July, notably dancing around in front of a video camera and calling himself Osama Bin Laden. Bennett was apparently hanging out in a tattoo parlor to show his love for Independence Day and the unapologetic jokester thought he’d put on a little show as “Osama Been Happenin.”

Bennett pulled the video from his YouTube soon after posting it, but seeing as it’s the Internet, nothing is ever deleted, not even those underwear ads I did for Boy’s Life. They said they’d be tasteful, damnit. Meanwhile, the guy who once caused a stir with his “Black Olympics” video for which he was fined $22,000 dollars by the NFL is drawing the scorn and ire of his local media and Cowboys fans.

What’s the weather on the 9 report, Dallas-Ft. Worth 33 TV:

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Martellus Bennett has just been handed a blog at the Dallas Morning News, and just one day of reading it has already blown me away. The backup tight end for the Cowboys has plenty of insight to bestow upon us. For example, Bennett answers the timeless question, is it appropriate for a lady to pass gas?

I guess women have to let go at times too but it just doesn’t seem right, but if they do then it shouldn’t smell or make a sound. I mean come on if you were on a date with Angelina Jolie a lunch date eating spaghetti and pancakes or whatever it is people eat in Hollywood and as she’s feeding you she farts.

Is there intelligent life on other planets?

I believe in aliens. I’ve actually seen four or five of them in my lifetime. Although they aren’t as smart as everyone seems to think. I played one in monopoly, checkers, and chess and I destroy him/her couldn’t really tell which it was so I’m just going to call it It….I mean it could have just been a dumb alien, I mean there are dumb people and I’m probably one of them. LOL. Thanks Texas A&M LOL.

Part of the reason Bennett was tapped for the blog was Marty B TV (thanks to R. Queso at Pyle of List for the heads-up on that), Bennett’s collection of YouTubes permeating through the series of tubes since he was at Texas A&M (I think). See our favorites of Marty B TV after the jump.
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