Marko Jaric is apparently the point guard for the Timberwolves. I've only ever been familiar with his name as the last guy mentioned in a trade; he's the NBA equivalent of a player to be named later. At least that was the case until the news surfaced that he's dating supermodel Adriana Lima (pictured here on the runway, backstage, and after the Victoria's Secret fashion show). Once falsely accused of touching Derek Jeter's diseased phallus, Lima apparently likes Jaric enough to sit through T-wolves games, as she caught his game in Denver after Thanksgiving.
Teammate Mark Madsen spilled the beans on Jaric's relationship with Lima. "Ever since he started dating Adriana Lima, he's a new man," Madsen said, laughing. "He's flying all over the court. He dunked! I've never seen him dunk."
Jaric, who scored a season-high 21 points Monday during the Wolves' 103-94 win, took the teasing in stride. Asked if the relationship is the reason why he's playing better, he smiled and said: "Maybe that's the thing, I don't know."
No shit he's playing better than ever before. Her vagina has powers that the world's greatest philosophers can only theorize about. If I could have sex with her on a regular basis the crime rate in New York City would disappear and I'd find a cure for cancer in my spare time. Except I'd probably spend all my spare time having sex with her, so… tough luck, cancer people. At least the streets will be safe.