This is a funny hype song written and produced for UGA by some students: for the students, fans, faculty, and TEAM. All put together in a little over 1 day, just getting a little fun and excitement going on campus. O and yea, haha we’re ready to win the SEC! Let’s Go.

At what point in that “1 day” did the students go, “hey, let’s get that guy who looks like David Wooderson from Dazed And Confused to start us off, he looks like the rapping type”. And then at what point did they follow that with, “well, we need people in the video who have listened to rap music before, who goes to college and knows about rap music? 19 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRLS!” That’s when I stop wondering, because the next question would be, “whose idea was it to have the black midget in Ray Bans refer to UGA beating LSU as a ‘bust in the mouth upset’, because seriously, you guys know ‘bust in your mouth’ doesn’t mean punching anymore even if you make punching motions, right”.

The always hilarious Spencer Hall over at SBN has a scene-by-scene breakdown of the video, so once your brain has adjusted to the song and you’re able to form sentences like, “lol that guy looks like general custer” again, hop over and check it out.

One thing that recap doesn’t include is the LSU diss track response, which follows.

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I really hate debating college football because every team out there plays in a vacuum; SEC teams play other SEC teams and Pac-10 teams play other teams in their league and so on down the pecking order. I also hate people that just sit around and bitch about the absence of a playoff. Yes, people are still homeless, the icecaps are still melting and college football still has no true postseason. Let’s move on.

I also hate the way people drive in the south. How hard is it for someone to pull out in the intersection when you’re sitting in the left turn lane? I HAVE PLACES TO BE, D:CKWEED. And why do people get so worked up over bottle service? Is that like a class thing? If I was set on putting down an entire bottle of booze, I would just stay at home. It’s cheaper. Plus it’s not as loud.

But yeah, LSU is ranked 5th right now, so I guess they’re pretty good.

Georgia’s A.J. Green was flagged after celebrating this touchdown catch that put Georgia ahead of LSU late in the fourth quarter of their game Saturday. Green was flagged for an excessive celebration penalty, which gave LSU great field position on the ensuing kickoff for LSU’s Charles Scott to run down the field and score. Earlier today, the SEC said, “Our bad, yo.” You know, but in a real folksy way.

Rogers Redding, the SEC supervisor of officials, said Monday that after reviewing video of the play, “I’ve concluded that it was one that we probably should have let go.” via.

See that, Georgia? They said they were sorry! Don’t you feel better now? LSU won the game, their first win in Athens for the first time in 22 years. I’m sure they’re feeling just fine.

Among the scores of NFL hopefuls not having their names called over the weekend was LSU kicker Colt David, and I know what you’re thinking: why bother spelling out “Southern Cal” when you’ll go ahead and abbreviate LSU. It’s partly because I lived in South Carolina for three years, and there’s some other school there that enjoys that same masthead, if you will. No, seriously, why do you care? Well, we shouldn’t, but Busted Coverage had this gallery of his sister, Kelsey David, and we had to tie it into sports somehow. Otherwise, we’d just be voyeuristic perverts. Glad we dodged that bullet.

Scene: The sideline of last night's BCS Championship Game.  LSU leads Ohio State going into halftime. 

Troy Smith: [unintelligible] 

Chris Myers: WHAT?  

Troy Smith: [unintelligible]

Chris Myers: YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER JAMARCUS' SWEATER!!! 

[Awful Announcing; better photo at the Postmen]

What's that?  LSU won easily?  Gosh, no one saw that coming.

Hey, how about LSU's golden girl cheerleaders?  They do some pretty complex cheers.  Like, sometimes they have to clap then wave, other times it's clap-clap-wave.  Future captains of industry, these girls.

VAGINA-RELATED UPDATE: Reader Bryan — who may or may not be inspired by the guy who cooked and ate his girlfriend — sends this email: "dude you should put the camel toe shots up."  Well, I'm pretty busy because I'm a little behind today, buuuuut… okay.  Here ya go.