This may come as a shock, but Ilya Dall, the jilted ex-girlfriend suing Roberto Alomar for supposedly having AIDS and not telling her, may be suing Alomar just to smear his name and get some cash. Alomar’s girlfriend of six months, Puerto Rican model Maripily Rivera (pictured), calls Dall’s allegations “a vile lie.”
[Rivera] claimed that when Dall broke up with Alomar in October, she told him: “I will destroy you.”
Note that October was four months ago, and Rivera and Alomar have been together for six. Also, Dall was married to another man for most of her relationship with Alomar. Monogamy: not what it used to be.
Basically, everyone who knows Alomar says that he’s never been sick the way Dall describes him in the lawsuit. However, Alomar’s message on his website, doesn’t explicitly deny that he has HIV or AIDS. So who should we believe? Well, my rule of thumb is always trust the hot chick. I find that attractive people are more trustworthy than regular people. Better-looking, too.
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Heat guard Dwyane Wade and his his high school sweetheart Siovaughn are finally making their divorce official, and it’s just unpleasant as that time your parents split up because you were such a horrible child. Siovaugn claims that Dwyane gave her an STD and that their children barely know him, among other things.
Dwyane, named a ”Father of the Year” in 2007 by the National Father’s Day Committee, has gone ”months” without seeing his boys, Siohvaughn says. His ”failure to spend time with them… has resulted in the children at times being afraid of him; in fact, [son] Zion… does not recognize or know Dwyane.” She wants sole custody, and support.
To be fair, Zion’s a year-old baby. And babies are idiots.
She also says she has suffered ”grievous physical, emotional and mental injury” from the STD, diagnosed in the fall of ‘07. (The infection is not HIV or a ”killer thing,” sources say.) Dwyane and his ”paramour or paramours” are liable, she alleges.
Obviously, Wade and his lawyers deny all this, but let’s face it: Siovaugn’s gonna be rolling in dough by the time this is over. I’m not very good at cultivating sources, but the rumor I’ve heard for years is that D-Wade is one of the biggest pussy hounds on the planet. So, maybe the lesson here is don’t marry your unattractive high school sweetheart. It’s a good rule of thumb for future NBA stars and, oh, EVERYBODY ELSE ON THE F’ING PLANET.
Alas, some stars burn too brightly, too quickly: middling English soccer star Marcus Bent and his fiancée, top-heavy serial WAG Gemma Atkinson, have broken off their engagement. Atkinson, the British reality star and pinup who dated Bent before and after flings with Cristiano Ronaldo and Alan Smith, is supposedly the one who initiated the break-up.
Sources reckon Marcus, who plays for Birmingham City, and Gemma, who is currently starring as Peter Pan in panto, have drifted apart since they made their commitment to each other, and that it was Gemma who wanted the split.
‘She’s obviously upset by what has happened, but she just wants to move on,’ said an insider. ‘She’s determined to concentrate on her career now.’
Oh yes, her career. She definitely needs to concentrate on that. She needs to concentrate on tanning and wearing low-cut tops and finding another pro soccer player to date. People may scoff, but’s not an easy career. Believe me, I’ve tried.
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Padres outfielder Brian Giles is being sued by his former girlfriend, Cheri Olvera, who’s seeking $10 million in damages for an alleged history of physical and verbal abuse during their seven-year relationship. Yikes.
Olvera claims that in 2002, Giles beat her while she was pregnant with his baby. Olvera later miscarried. Goldstein said Olvera doesn’t blame Giles for that miscarriage, but he said she does blame Giles for another miscarriage. He said that earlier this year, she became pregnant again with Giles’ baby. According to Goldstein, Olvera lost the baby after Giles allegedly threw her down a hallway.
I’m not a legal expert, but I’d think that abusing your girlfriend on-camera (see video) isn’t the best thing to do. Some people might also suggest that abusing your girlfriend at all is a bad idea. They probably have a point there.
Bears linebacker and noted extramarital poonhound Brian Urlacher, who once allegedly texted baby mam Tyna Robertson with the accusation that she was raising their son as “a little pussy,” is now being accused by Robertson of raising a little pussy.
Robertson, a former stripper who was wooed into a one-night stand after a romantic date at Chili’s, wants to restrict Urlacher’s visits with three-year-old Kennedy because the All-Pro puts the boy in pink Cinderella diapers and paints his toenail blue.
“(Kennedy) pulls down his pants and says, ‘Mommy, look how pretty they are,’” she said of the diapers. Robertson also recalled Kennedy informing her, “Big boys paint their nails,” and said he refused to take a bath for two days to keep the blue polish on his nails from coming off…
“[Urlacher] says he can do whatever he wants,” Robertson said. “(Urlacher said), ‘It doesn’t make him feminine. It doesn’t make him gay.’”
There are all sorts of jokes to be made here, but keep in mind that this is all coming from a stripper who once tried to accuse Lord of the Dance Michael Flatley of rape. Urlacher may be dumber than a box of shit, but Tyna is 57 different kinds of crazy. Who cares if little Kennedy’s gay or confused about gender? He beat some long odds just to have a functioning frontal lobe.
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Alex Rodriguez and his wife Cynthia finalized their divorce yesterday, finally freeing the Yankees slugger to freely chase all the muscular tail he wants without having to worry about being discreet. Not that he ever really was. Since the AP report is brief and talks about it being a “personal family matter,” let’s got to the New York Post:
Yankee superstar A-Rod and his long-suffering wife slugged it out quickly and quietly - and now have reached a settlement to end their troubled marriage…
Not bad, but I would have led with, “After hitting home runs all year, Alex Rodriguez will be looking to enter the singles scene…” THAT’S the kind of cheesy and obvious statement promising future salacious details that readers are looking for.
The breakup had triggered a flurry of embarrassing revelations, including A-Rod’s alleged schoolboy crush on Madonna - he reportedly gushed to a friend that the pop diva was his “f- - -ing soulmate, dude” - and Cynthia’s dash to Paris to cry on rocker pal Lenny Kravitz’s shoulder.
The Bronx Bomber supposedly paid late-night visits to Madonna - and was, according to a family friend, “brainwashed” by her.
Now that’s more like it. Play the Madonna card. I’d like to see that make its way into game recaps. “Rodriguez led the Yankees by hitting two home runs and driving in five, and once told a friend that Madonna was ‘his f—ing soulmate, dude.’”
