America’s favorite 67-year-old transit patron finally is telling his side of the story. The guy known around the Bay Area as Epic Beard Man spoke up about the famous bus fight that took the internet by storm last week. The man identifies himself as “Tommy Slick from Chicago, Illinois,” a wonderfully ridiculous name that I could only believe if he was wrestling in WWE. He can’t be any older than Shawn Michaels, right? Read the rest of this entry »

We really have no idea how many crazy old white people are roaming the streets of the Bay Area in Northern California (maybe the census can tell us?), but we’ve already had to adjust our count from two to one. That’s based on the fact that the 67-year-old white guy in the AC Transit Showdown of 2010 and the crazy cook that got himself tased during an Oakland A’s game last August are one and the same. Read the rest of this entry »