As the title mentions, KHQ sports anchor Sam Adams — no stranger to drunk people, I guess — got kissed on live television. But the most important thing you should take away from this video is that the Eagles are number one, and woo. EAGLES NUMBER ONE WOO (via Hot Clicks)

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On a very special This Week In Fishing Bloopers (we’ve never done this before), a news reporter tries to hold a fish and talk about it, so nature takes its course. I dunno, the guy in the boat she landed on looked pretty happy. (via Bob’s Blitz)

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She’s just here to cause trouble.

That’s the entire YouTube description for this clip of an overly-excited Texas Rangers fan with a spectacular haircut who tells DFW sports reporter Jim Knox about how it’s her mom’s birthday, and also that she’s HERE TO F**KIN’ CAUSE TROUBLE. Knox takes the f-bomb like a pro, going right into (and I’m paraphrasing, here) “she looks like trouble, now let’s take a few steps to my right and talk to somebody who isn’t gonna straighten out their faux-hawk and yell curse words into my microphone”. It’s Local Emmy worthy.

In a related note, hey lady, ‘sup. Call me.

[h/t to Deadspin]

In the best sports-related comedy weather forecast since that guy in Cleveland got pissed about the NBA Finals and screamed about how “IT’S ALL WEATHER,” Green Bay television station NBC26 used a replacement weatherman (or “weatherguy”) to prove that yes, even local news thinks the NFL replacement referee debacle is embarrassing.

But hey, to the weatherman’s credit, a morning low of -200°, a peak at 346° and an afternoon high of zero sounds like a comedic exaggeration, but he might’ve just accidentally reported D.C.’s weather instead of Green Bay’s.

Things actually get worse when the real weatherman shows up and weatermans all over everything, but isn’t that the story unfolding? Replacement referees do a bad job, we cry out for the real referees, then remember the last however-many-years of our lives we’ve spent yelling about how normal refs never make the right call. No happy ending to this story. Just like local news!

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In a bizarre news story that is spreading across the Intertubes like wildfire, 17-year old Josh Ehrenberg from Shenango, Pennsylvania recently filed a police report after a man assaulted him while he was mowing the lawn. Big deal, right? Well, the attacker was allegedly driving by and stopped his car, just to get out, run up to Josh, and clothesline him off of the riding mower. Still not enough? How about if the mystery assailant committed all of the above and then celebrated by Tebowing? That’s Ehrenberg’s story, according to one of the stranger Smoking Gun reports of the year.

The car’s driver–who investigators describe as “a taller male, bald, wearing glasses”–exited his vehicle and approached the boy. The suspect then “knocked the juvenile off the lawn mower and assaulted him in the front yard of the residence,” according to police.

As the suspect walked back to his car (“possibly a 1980′s Chrysler New Yorker maroon in color”), he was observed “stopping and kneeling down as if in prayer (a ‘Tebow’),” noted cops. The man then fled the New Castle crime scene.

Additionally, WPXI Channel 11 News in Pittsburgh picked this story up, because Tim Tebow means ratings, even in little old Lawrence County. WPXI’s Gordon Loesch – who I assume introduces himself to people by saying, “Haha, no, I’m not the guy from Burn Notice, but I… I get that a lot” – has the shocking story that could possibly kill your entire family.

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Just kidding, the Bushwackers are the best tag team ever.

Just when you think only the classiest news comes out of Florida and Ohio, West Virginia goes and does something to blow all of our minds. Last Friday, Andrew Young and James Miller of Charleston, West Virginia were preparing for a local live wrestling event by practicing some of their favorite moves, like the power bomb and choke slam. Unfortunately, they weren’t exactly practicing those moves on each other, like normal adult men would do. Nah, they practiced them on a 2-year old girl instead.

South Charleston police say the men were practicing their moves on a toddler and caused severe bruising and a fractured leg. (Via WSAZ)

You might think that a person would be upset and concerned if he just wounded and possibly crippled a 2-year old girl, but no. Young and Miller were upset, but for other reasons.

“He wasn’t very happy,” South Charleston Police Detective A.R. Gordon says. “I guess he was looking forward to this wrestling event that was going to be here tonight. That’s probably not going to happen at this point.”

Don’t worry, it gets worse.

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