I’ve bitched and moaned about Andy Roddick in the past, even though he’s never really done anything wrong, like committed violent crime or shamed me into recycling. But here’s Andy trying to be all serious when there’s some perfectly good koala sex happening in the background. Now, I’m no expert on koalas, but I know sex in a tree when I see it. No, not from experience. I had a roommate that used to draw Ewok porn. –Best Week Ever, via Ufford.
New Zealand's ordinarily boring rugby coverage was briefly much more exciting this weekend, when Prime TV made its coverage less rugby-centric and more about hardcore pornography. Specifically, the channel accidentally swapped out the game feed for nearly four minutes of porn.
A Whangarei 12-year-old was horrified, running around with her hands over her eyes saying "eww" and "gross".
Dude, don't get me started on 12-year-olds. Those kids are all prudes.
An Auckland woman watched in disbelief as the rugby turned to Desperate Black Wives 2. She said it left little to the imagination.
I agree. The original had a much better narrative arc, with a more subtle and carefully crafted plot line. But you know movie studios — they find a franchise that works, and they start cranking out sequels. Just cranking them out and cranking them out and cranking them out until you're left with a raw, limp, tired… memory of the original.
[Deadspin]
