Just weeks after two Bills fans were arrested for having sex in a bathroom at the stadium, a pair of Iowa fans matched the feat during the Hawkeyes’ road trip to Minnesota on Saturday.

A group of 15 onlookers were gawking at the scene by the time officers broke the couple up and wrote them misdemeanor citations.

Damn, why do cops always have to be such cock-blockers?  “You can’t have sex in public.”  “The court order prevents you from being on school grounds.”  “Where’s the body?”

The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend.

Ruh roh.  You know how in the game Monopoly, sometimes it’s better to spend three turns in jail instead of being out on the board landing on expensive properties?  This is like that, except with domestic abuse.

(thanks to awesomely named reader Matt for the tip)

After succumbing to the inherent sexiness of an NFL stadium, two fans attending Sunday’s Jets-Bills game in Buffalo were arrested for having sex in a women’s room stall.  Please be two hot chicks please be two hot chicks please be two hot chicks…

The call came out… to investigate numerous complaints of a commotion in a ladies’ restroom across from Section 336 in Ralph Wilson Stadium. It didn’t take security officers long to figure out the cause of what police later called a “public disturbance” in the restroom.

A woman, law enforcement officials said Monday, was having sex with her boyfriend [DAMMIT -Ed.] in a bathroom stall.

The couple was arrested, two of 37 people arrested at the stadium by Orchard Park police and Erie County sheriff’s deputies before, during and after Sunday’s Bills-Jets game.

The douchey-looking Bills fan you see in the image, by the way, is none other than resident Photoshop contributor 289, who has apparently been working out and getting taller since I last saw him.  And he’s also having sex with Emmy Rossum via use of a photo editing program.  Which, really, is the most rewarding kind of sex for a blogger.

[Sports by Brooks]