This meeting between country music star Faith Hill and Tennessee Titans running back Chris Johnson reminds me of one of those internet dating commercials, only this refuses to end. They wind up going to some cafeteria-style restaurant, which always makes for a good impression. Nothing says “I just renegotiated my contract” like a box of chocolate milk with two straws in it.

I do particularly enjoy Hill’s attempts to beat a conversation out of the guy. “So what do you eat before a game?” “When did you get your teeth capped?” “Do you wash your hair with root beer and daschund pee? It has so much body to it!” C’mon Chris. She’s been waiting all day for Sunday night. Give her something. Read the rest of this entry »

UPDATE: Now with working video.

Things haven’t been going too swimmingly for the Seattle Mariners lately, having signed Erik Bedard’s injuries to a huge contract, trading away Carlos Silva and his wins for Milton Bradley’s crazy ass, and recently trading Cliff Lee to their division rivals, the Texas Rangers, because they can’t score any runs to win games. Luckily for fans, Seattle still has Ichiro Suzuki, a future Hall-of-Famer, outstanding hitter, and one sweet ladies man.

As the Mariners (35-53) dropped three games out of four to the New York Yankees over the weekend, a few sports anchors had a good time with a moment from Thursday night’s 3-1 Yankee victory. Chasing a foul ball into the right field seats, Ichiro bumped into a young lady and promptly apologized for it by touching her leg. The rest is one girl’s long, strange journey into womanhood.

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