The Chargers have parted ways with LaDainian Tomlinson, who had a 30-year-old body and a $2 million roster bonus due next month. The five-time Pro Bowler leaves San Diego with over 16,000 all-purpose yards, all with the Bolts, and the speculation has already begun as to where he’ll end up next. But it’s not impossible that Tomlinson could return to the Chargers. The bidding for Tomlison’s services, which netted 3.3 yards per carry last season, shouldn’t be terribly high, and it might be in Tomlinson’s interests to stay.

Either way, we can certainly forget about LT as that first-round fantasy draft choice, and that’s probably how most of us would like to remember him–as a dude that did little else than simply churn out 1,400 yards and 14 TDs every year. Now that LT’s days of dominance are over, to whom should we hand his fantasy football crown? And if you say Peyton Manning, I’ll ban you from this site forever.

Usually you only hear the “Electric Slide” when your fuddy-duddy parents have a rager with their fuddy-duddy friends and they’re all sipping on grasshoppers while doing the choreographed dance in that one room with all the furniture covered in plastic.  The other time might be in some backwoods bar in between raspberry kamikazes and the “Boot Scootin’ Boogie”, and everyone has to wait for JeriLynn to put down her baby so she can take her turn at the beer bong.

Luckily for the rest of us, LaDainian Tomlinson has updated this classic by bringing us “Electric Glide”.  Who knows what the hell this is for, because so far no one has really noted anything attached with it.  The folks over at FanIQ.com suggest it could be a Nike viral. All I know is it’s nothing short of 100% pure genius.

NOW HIT THAT HOLE!!–FanIQ.com via TheBigLead.com