Kristin Cavallari Says Cutler Faked It, Will Cut You If You Said She Said That

Written by Brandon Stroud / 07.29.11

"Jay Cutler faked it" - Kristin Cavallari

We here at With Leather have been torn up about the broken engagement of Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler, but according to reports from Hollywood Life the whirlwind romance of a reality television teenager and a hapless, emo quarterback might’ve not been the image of Camelot it seemed. Apparently Kristin wore the capri pants in the relationship, emotionally abusing Jay to the point of accusing him of faking his injury during the Chicago Bears 21-14 loss to the Green Bay Packers in last season’s NFC Championship Game. I mean, so did everybody else, but come on, you’re supposed to be his girlfriend.

From the report, via what I can only assume to be extremely reputable sources:

So how was his relationship with former fiancee Kristin? “Kristin would call Jay a loser and a p**sy, and she’d scream it at him so everyone could hear. They would have fights about Jay being too conceited. They would also argue over how mean he was to people. She would make a point of saying hello to people in the hall, just to piss him off,” our insider laughingly tells us.

In January, they got into a big blow-out argument after Jay injured his knees during the NFL playoffs. He was diagnosed with a MCL sprain. “Kristin called Jay out, saying she thought he was faking the injury and told him he was worthless.”

Of course, Cavallari was quick to jump on Twitter and defend herself.

Notice how she doesn’t mention the “worthless” or “loser” or “p**sy” parts. It’s like when Princess Leia calls Han Solo a stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder and he responds with “Who’s scruffy-looking?”

I’m not sure if throwing footballs to the wrong team counts as “herding Nerf”, but I think the comparison stands.

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Unbreak My Heart: A Retrospective Of Jay Cutler And Kristin Cavallari

Written by Ashley Burns / 07.25.11

Less than a week after we learned that we could buy a $2,800 knife set to show our appreciation of their love, the engagement of Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari is no more. According to various, terribly-written and misleading tabloid reports, Cutler broke up with the former star of The Hills.

According to People, this is possibly the worst thing to ever happen to anyone. Ever. In the world.

“She got dumped,” says another source. “She’s absolutely devastated. She can’t believe this is happening.”

“She was planning her dream wedding, the date was set, the location – everything was set,” the source says. “She’s in shock that the dream wedding she was planning is going to end this way.”

Keep in mind, she doesn’t seem to give a sh*t about losing her man, she’s just apparently upset about the dream wedding going down the crapper. So why the split then, People?

“Jay Cutler was beyond controlling and didn’t really like Kristin to go out,” the friend says. “When she did go out, he called all the time and demanded to know exactly where she was going and who she was with.”

The friend adds: “He made her choose between him and being friends with a lot of her girlfriends. I’m not surprised it didn’t last.”

I’m not one for hyperbole, but this is the most shocking revelation in the world. On no planet, in no dimension, would I have ever imagined that a 24-year old party girl would cause her reclusive NFL star fiancé to stress out over fidelity issues. I bet it’s because Cutler didn’t trust that Justin Bobby guy. He was always up to no good.

This news really upsets me, though. I know that Cutler generally comes off as an apathetic, antisocial, malcontent jerk, but there’s still just something charming and affable about the overgrown frat boy. So I reached out to my good friend J-Cutty to see if he could tell me in his own words what went wrong with America’s sweethearts.

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Jay Cutler Is Getting Married

Written by Ashley Burns / 04.26.11

Bad news for sorority girls everywhere – everybody’s favorite brah-diddy Jay Cutler is getting married. The Chicago Bears quarterback, who rose to fame during the NFL playoffs earlier this year by playing through a sprained MCL to fall just short of the Super Bowl, proposed to his girlfriend Kristin Cavallari, who is an internationally-renowned fashion icon rising to fame through hard work, talent and dedication.

Hold on, my trusty falcon, Serge, has just returned from fetching my daily news and he has informed me that neither of those descriptions are true. Oh well. So how did it happen, People?

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This Week In Chicks Who Bang Athletes

Written by Ashley Burns / 09.01.10

Kristin Cutler

Jay Cutler, that lovable turnover machine, has found his way to the tabloids with news that he set himself up on a date with reality television star celebrity female Kristin Cavallari. According to various reports, the dashing darling of defensive backs has had a crush on Cavallari for a while, so he reached out to her to see if she had time in her busy schedule of doing absolutely nothing to meet up after the Chicago Bears recent preseason game against the Arizona Cardinals. And Cutler must have thrown down the smoothest of moves, because a girl like Cavallari doesn’t just fall for any random person with remote fame that pops into her life. She’s bona fide H-list status, friends.

And it gets even better, he’s already met her mom! Oh I know, I can hear the wedding bells ringing at St. James Cathedral already. Tell us, Zimbio, were they getting their freak on in public?

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