NBA DRAFT RUMORS: What The Hell Are The Houston Rockets Up To?

Written by Ashley Burns / 06.26.12

I’m still planning to wait until tomorrow to unleash my incredible, unparalleled NBA Draft Preview on your asses, but I’m pretty happy that the Houston Rockets have finally stirred the pot and created some excitement for us fans of franchises that blow. Apparently the Rockets are hellbent on wrangling as many first round draft picks as they can, and they took one step closer to fruition of their diabolical plan today when they shipped Chase Budinger to the Minnesota Timberwolves for the No. 18 pick.

This was perhaps the best response I saw regarding that trade.

Now the Rockets have the 14th, 16th, and 18th picks in Thursday night’s draft, and it’s no secret at all that they covet disgruntled drama queen Dwight Howard, who may or may not have once again told the Orlando Magic that he wants to be traded to the Brooklyn Nets. So are those three picks enough to get Howard?

Houston’s first-round assets will create an intriguing proposition for the Magic and their new general manager, Rob Hennigan. Just a week into his job, Hennigan will be faced with his first major player-personnel decision.

The Magic have maintained they don’t want to go through another season like they just did, when the drama surrounding Howard and his future dominated Orlando’s every move. Multiple first-round picks might be the enticing offer Orlando needs to break free from Howard. (Via USA Today)

It should be noted that aside from a few rumblings about “sources close to Howard”, Howard is still recovering from back surgery and hasn’t talked to anybody about his future since the Stan Van Gundy mess, when he had TMZ on speed dial. In fact, as far as anyone knows, Howard hasn’t even had contact with new Magic GM Rob Hennigan yet.

But while the Miami Heat celebrate and Anthony Davis trademarks his eyebrows in time to be called by the New Orleans Hornets, all we’ve got are rumors. So let’s entertain this one a little further…

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‘GROINS ARE A FUNNY ANIMAL’

Written by Matt / 12.06.07

Groins are the new chimpanzees

The Kings beat the vile Jazz Tuesday night but lost star shooting guard Kevin Martin to a groin injury late in the third quarter.  Martin is expected to be out 4-6 weeks, in part because of the mercurial nature and slow healing process for the groin.  Sacramento coach Reggie Theus confirmed this with his comments (via TrueHoop):

"Groins are a funny animal," Theus said. "You don't mess around with a groin, because (they) can become chronic. I've seen groin injuries take twice as long by coming back too early, so you have to be careful with it."

I've had a problem with my groin for years.  Lots of tightness and swelling.  I've found that regular massage and the occasional hot tongue bath do wonders to relax it.

Ahhh… groin jokes.  What can't they do?

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