Vince McMahon And Dana White Are Definitely Probably Not Going To Fake Fight For Real

Written by Brandon Stroud / 03.20.13

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UFC Tonight has the scoop on the rumored Dana White vs Vince McMahon superfight. Could this be the real deal? Chael Sonnen and Kenny Florian break the two presidents down for a better look.

This is my new favorite Not News story, because everyone involved is handling it properly, and even Chael Sonnen is hitting the right notes.

Vince McMahon suggested to Dana White that they “do something.” In Vince terms that means “Dana White should show up to WrestleMania, and I’ll let him promote his stuff and if I’m in the right mood, I’ll let him bloody me with a trashcan and shave my face and toss me into a garbage truck, which will then carry me out of the arena and explode.” The other idea was to get into the octagon and duke it out for real, because Dana White is the president of an MMA company and Vince McMahon is way too confident and out of his f**king gourd. Dana’s response, from Dana’s mouth, was “you’re crazy.”

Chael Sonnen provided some analysis (after a spectacular “tale of the tape”) and followed-up like any UFC fighter should — by saying that Vince McMahon would literally die in a fight with Dana White, and that even the Undertaker couldn’t save him. Here’s the video:

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Just Like The Angry Birds Soccer Video, Only Angrier And With Fewer Birds

Written by Brandon Stroud / 10.07.11

ufc-soccer-kickoff-challengeYesterday, we shared with you a viral video of two soccer players recreating ‘Angry Birds’ in real life, and today we have the follow-up; watch as Jose Aldo and Kenny Florian recreate ‘UFC Undisputed 3′ with soccer balls.

By way of our friends at Cage Potato comes this video, posted yesterday on the UFC’s YouTube channel, features the UFC 136 opponents going at it in the octagon in a soccer-juggling contest that combines the best of hackey-sack with the best of international personalities doing things we don’t understand. I feel like this would’ve been improved by a remixed soundtrack or by having Jose Aldo put a Hulk Hogan Wrestling Buddy on the corner of the cage and kick it off (or by not letting people hold the cage in round three … what’s up with that?).

If this doesn’t get you excited for Saturday’s pay-per-view event, nothing well. Uh, except fighting, I guess.

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