I didn’t know there was anything called “Full contact point fighting,” but I can dig it. But this ref, wearing the shirt and tie, apparently ain’t having it. Skip to the 2:30 mark after the jump and wait for the magic to begin after the ref awards a point, and then the guy in white feigns a punch. And of course, it’s the guy that retaliates that catches the brunt of the referees wrath. That’s a headshot for the ages. Thanks, David. Read the rest of this entry »
The bad news? It was a 47-year-old guy (emphasis added):
[Gary Jones] of Gettysburg, was sentenced to one month in jail followed by two months of house arrest and 21 months of probation. He was also ordered to avoid contact with his neighbors and to pay a $200 fine.
Police said Jones emerged naked from his home after consuming alcohol Aug. 1 and approached neighbors Dennis Hucks, Gary Kerns and Andrea Orndorff while Huck’s three children played nearby. He told the men that he knew karate and asked if any of them wanted to fight.
Jones allegedly told officers that he knew leaving his house naked was illegal, but he came out anyway because he is a “serious martial artist.”
That guy is a serious martial artist. And that’s why he went outside to show those kids his wang. He probably wanted to re-enact that Bruce Lee movie, Enter The Toddler.
You can laugh all you want at chimpanzees and monkeys. I'm stocking up on canned goods, bottled water, and guns for the coming Primate Wars. And whoever trained that chimp in martial arts will go down in history as one of mankind's greatest traitors.
Don't sweat it pal, everyone has an extraordinary miss now and then. It's just like the time I picked up that girl at the tavern, and I thought for sure she was a virgin. Well, two weeks later I'm in the emergency room with a tenacious social disease. And the doc said the ailment is only transmitted by males. Boy, was my face red . . . as well as other parts of my body. -KD
