A little update on yesterday’s WTF World Records, here is actual footage of Uchida Geinousha’s Super Wan Wan Circus rope-skipping dogs. It’s truly a sight to behold, as well as the most important world record in the history of everything.

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Somebody else hates Justin Bieber, and it’s the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences. Beebz was shut out at last night’s Grammy Awards, but he did manage to win something else: my respect for his choice of ringtone. Bieber said on this Radio Disney program highlighted above that his ringtone for every call is the Mike Gundy “I’m a man! I’m forty!” rant, as evidenced by his call with Jaden Smith, which was totally not planned.

But really, what’s with that radio host? Ask him what’s he’s wearing? Wow, as if the lisp wasn’t enough of a tipoff…And by the way, this guy is not Tim Tebow. His name is Marcus Mumford, and he’s british. That doesn’t explain the vest, but whatever. There are only two times when it’s acceptable to wear a vest: when you’re being shot at or you’re drowning in the ocean. This gentleman appears to be doing neither, but I could surely accommodate him.

Vid via The Sporting Rave; Img via CBS Sports.

While the New York Knicks were losing 113-97 to the Dallas Mavericks last night at Madison Square Garden, fans were taking their frustrations out on an unsuspecting pint-sized victim – Justin Bieber. The “Baby Baby Baby” crooner was shown on the jumbotron during the game, wearing large pink sunglasses. And then glory rang free as the crowd unleashed a loud chorus of boos on the teenage idol.

While he was clearly not expecting that welcome from the crowd, he should have been expecting it because: 1) He’s Justin Bieber; B) They’re New York sports fans; III) He was wearing large pink sunglasses; d) He’s Justin-freaking-Bieber. Now I’m sure the MILFs out there are going to say, “Come on, Burnsy, do you seriously condone a crowd of mostly adults picking on a kid?” When that kid has more money than teenage Jesus, then yes, I condone it.

Glorious video of New York redemption after the jump…

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Here’s an image of Justin Bieber committing the cardinal sin of sporting gear from more than two teams in the same league. But since everything that little douchebag has done over the last two years has turned to gold, the rest of the world is forced to marvel at the wonderfully eloquent way that Biebz managed to represent both teams playing in the World Series. Sarcasm italicized.

Listen here, you little fraggle. I don’t know how you and that Scooter friend of yours handle your business in Stratford, but this is America, and even though we might have ATMs in Spanish and vegetarian menu items at McDonald’s now, you still only get one baseball team to root for. ONE. So it’s either your butt buddies by the Bay or those homophobic Texans. Can’t be both, you spoiled little turd.

And anyone could tell you that the black and blue totally clash. What a fashion nightmare you are, Biebsie. This is worse than Gretchen winning “Project Runway.” Oops. Uh, spoiler alert?

While signing huge alimony checks to his ex-wife and not signing with any NBA teams, Shaquille O’Neal is known for being an attention hog, gladly clinging to anything that can keep him in the spotlight. And this week that host body is 16-year old pop star Justin Bieber. Shaq showed up during Bieber’s sound check on Tuesday before his show in Phoenix, and what took place was one of the most embarrassing things to happen to the US Airways Center since the Phoenix Mercury.

Shaq and J-Biebs traded jokes with each other before Shaq professed his love for the pint-sized Canadian via song. Crooned O’Neal: “Justin Bieber, yes I love you. I hope you like me, I’m your biggest fan.” And nobody tell Shaq that his shtick ever gets old, because his brand of humor is timeless and refreshing like Andy Rooney or Vaudeville.

Remind Shaq that he’s 76-years old, Billboard:

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Here’s a photo that could only happen at the White House: newly-christened Redskins quarterback Donovan McNabb and pop sensation Justin Bieber. Worlds…COLLIDE!

“My daughter loves you,” said Donovan McNabb.

Bieber, 16, with a swagger way beyond his years, turned and took the new Redskins quarterback’s outstretched hand. “You might want to shake it before I go to the bathroom,” the singer said. McNabb waited for Bieber to emerge from the men’s room and asked for photo with him. “This is going to help me at home,” he said. –DC Sports Bog.

ASYLUM POLL: Will the Eagles regret trading McNabb to the Redskins?

Such an odd thing that people meet like this and yet already know each other. If only I could be part of such an event. But after this picture was taken, these two went their separate ways. McNabb will go on underthrowing receivers, and Bieber will continue making three-year-old girls cry. Read the rest of this entry »