Some people were creaming themselves over this Blake Griffin dunk, where they drove a car on a court and some choir starts singing and I guess
angles angels flew out of Ernie Johnson’s ass and there was much rejoicing or something.
Only Charles Barkley can step up and say “That wasn’t the greatest dunk.” And it wasn’t. Griffin barely jumps over the hood of the car. Yay? And if you have to tell people to stand up, then it’s probably not as inspiring as the credit it’s getting would have you believe. This isn’t the Inglewood Baptist Church, jack. I paid $2500 for this seat and I intend to use it.
Sadly, this was probably the best performance by a Griffin all weekend, as last night’s “Family Guy” was especially awful.
Whatever. This is just a talking beaver away from being a pharmaceutical ad. Were there any brighter moments from the NBA’s All Star Weekend? Let’s see if we can find some. Yep, it’s another slideshow.