I’ll tell ya, I am one NBA-posting son of a gun today. Speaking of guns, Gilbert Arenas is back on Twitter in case you haven’t noticed, and instead of living up to the contract that he’s destroying my Orlando Magic with, he’s trying to be a funny man again. This time, Arenas decided to live Tweet a blind date that he went on, which may or may not have been fake, but it was a pretty cool story, bro.
Granted, it would have been 10 times better if he was served papers halfway through the date because he has a tendency to stop paying his child support and completely ignore the mother of his kids, but the dude only makes $20 million a year so we should lay off.
Anywho, in case I’ve never mentioned it, I’m a Magic season ticket holder and I pay more than I should to support Arenas’ contract, which the team acquired in a trade that GM Otis Smith made because he’s friends with Arenas and sucks at his job. So I’m very happy to see that he makes jokes about his proclivity to nail random girls instead of going to a gym and strengthening his knees. I can’t wait for next season.
In the meantime, here’s the overpaid comedian’s date recap.
