Yesterday’s first installment of our With Leather March Madness Interactivity Extravaganza taught me two things:

1) I suck at naming things.
B) March Madness is the funnest for real, you guys.

I have to admit, I’m a bit relieved that Long Beach State didn’t pull off the upset over New Mexico, because that seemed to be the popular choice yesterday and I didn’t want to have to tell any precious faces that they weren’t getting With Leather t-shirts, because I want you to love me like Kate Upton dressed as a sexy Santa Claus… holy hell that needs to happen.

Sorry, I got distracted. So it turns out that 6 of you maniacs emulated my brilliance by choosing VCU as the upset of the day, and bingo bango bongo you’re all getting With Leather t-shirts. Mainly because I need to get them out of my office already. Sadly, this generosity might not be able to carry over, so enjoy it while it lasts, winners:

Erswi (I’m putting yours in a bottle and throwing it into the Gulf of Mexico, so keep an eye out)
MG
Bodhi Zafa
Roddy Piper
Tom Selleck’s Mustache
Solek22

UPDATE: Total egregious oversight on my part, Colorado’s late upset of UNLV also earned t-shirts for:

Seanthomasc
JesusIzANazCarFan

Email me your addresses to BurnsyWL@gmail.com and I’ll throw your vintage tees in the mail. And I swear they won’t take a month like the last time. Now, on to today’s prize, the With Leather second edition t-shirts.

Same plan as yesterday – vote in the poll (for my well-being) and submit your upset pick and final score in the comments. Up to 5 winners will receive t-shirts this time, so make sure your crystal meth ball is polished.

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We’re going to be working on some special guest visitors and giveaways throughout the entire NCAA Tournament, but we’re starting the first round (non-play-in) action off with the most important prize in the history of mankind. Well, second most important, because we couldn’t convince Kate Upton to sign a marriage license. The prize? Your very own limited edition, first print With Leather t-shirt!

*holds for applause, armpit farts*

Only 25 of these beauties were ever made, and I’m already in possession of the next batch of completely different With Leather t-shirts, so you hipsters should be clamoring to get your hands on this one. All you have to do is vote in the poll for which game you think will provide the day’s biggest upset – even if you’re conservative and just pick the 8/9 game – and leave a comment with your choice and score prediction.

Prizes will be awarded for the 3 closest predictions, so get your choices in now.

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Good news, NASCAR fans.  Are you tired of women in the infield who get drunk and eagerly show their breasts, but won't consent to a quiet romantic moment at the track?  Meet Me at the Races, the "first singles website devoted to motor sports lovers," has launched to unite those race fans wandering the grandstand with full hearts and empty 22 oz Bud Lights.

Singles who thrill to the sounds of big engines and the sight of racing cars can log on to www.meetmeattheraces.com, the first dating website dedicated to racing and romance – just in time for the February start of the NASCAR racing season.

Racing enthusiasts who want to meet like-minded singles may be surprised to learn that throughout the nation, on weekend days and nights, stadiums are packed with eligible fans – many of them single – cheering on their favorite auto racing heroes.

Whoa, now just stop right there.  Are you telling me that the scores of goateed drunks in sleeveless shirts stumbling around at auto races are SINGLE?  Ladies, calm down!  Form a line.  There's plenty to go 'round.

[JoeSportsFan]