John Wendling, the former Wyoming safety who was drafted by the Bills this weekend, is six-foot-one and 222 pounds. And judging by this video, he's moderately athletic — that's a 66-inch hurdle he leaps with a three-step approach. I'm no mathemascientist, but that's kinda ridiculous. He probably spent college boning cheerleaders that weren't as tall as that hurdle. Or maybe he was jumping over them for practice. Or jumping between boning sessions.
In conclusion, the movie White Men Can't Jump wasn't nearly as good as anybody said it was.