Tony Romo must really like golf; it was a point of contention during his relationship with pop starlet Jessica Simpson, which ended last summer. One has to wonder whether Simpson, whose weight became tabloid fodder around that time, was violating Isaac Newton’s law of “thicker the cushion, sweeter the pushin’.” That was Newton, right?
Here’s another Simpson ex, John Mayer, when asked by Playboy about Jessica’s abilities in the bedroom:
That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm…
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