LET’S HEAR THE COLLECTIVE: AWWWWW!

Written by Amber Jones / 12.20.09

AUBURN ALABAMA IRONBOWL08In a time when the recession is being felt by most everyone in their pants…pocket (sorry if you’re feeling something else in your pants.  I was looking for my keys, I swear.  Awwkkkkwaaarrrdddd!); and the saying “another day another dollar” takes on a whole new value, it’s stories like these that really remind you that some people are good.  Of course it’s not anyone you know, or I know, but still.

In NCAA, players are given a per diem for hittin’ the road all by their lonesome.  Whatever they don’t spend they get to pocket.  However, there’s one team this holiday season that has opted to exchange cash for brotherhood: Bama’s Crimson Tide.

Naturally, Alabama partisans are proudly applauding their boys’ selflessness, leadership and sacrifice for the greater good of the Tide cause — in contrast to the heathen ‘Horns from Texas, who will break, accept the stipend and come together again in California as usual, the callous individualists. And if the NCAA accepts ‘Bama’s appeal to restore the travel money, anyway, it’s a smashing victory for team unity all the way around. (Even if it probably amounts to zip on the field.)Yahoo.com via Dr. Saturday

Now that’s the Chrismakkah spirit, boys!  I just wonder if SoCal folks are beaming with the same sense of pride as they watch Joe McKnight roll by in his fancy schmancy Range Rover.  ALLEGEDLY. (Hey Joe, can you hook me up with a baby tee when those 4joemcknight.com royalties start rollin’ in? kthx!)

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JOE MCKNIGHT–NOT BARKLEY–LED THAT DRIVE

Written by JOSH Z / 09.14.09

While everyone in Bristol lines up to suck off a true freshman that went 3-for-5 on the team’s only true scoring drive of the night, Joe McKnight is getting snubbed out of his props for bailing out his team by earning half of his total yards during Southern Cal’s fourth-quarter rally against Ohio State in Columbus Saturday. The junior running back had two disappointing seasons as the heir apparent to another overrated Man of Troy–Reggie Bush–and yet nobody seemed to be paying attention when McKnight finally delivered in the clutch.

McKnight’s numbers were modest against Ohio State, 105 yards from scrimmage on 18 touches. But here are the numbers that count: On USC’s 14-play, 86-yard, game-winning drive, McKnight touched the ball six times and gained 53 yards, then caught a pass and scored a 2-point conversion.

“We knew from the start they’d get the ball to McKnight,” Ohio State linebacker Austin Spitler said. “We did a good job the whole game on him but we just didn’t get it done at the end.” via.

I don’t know when a 100-yard game became “modest” but be that as it may, if you will, so to speak. Everyone seemed so pleased that the game wasn’t a total blowout, but the truth is that if Jim Tressel wasn’t so hell-bent on playing Tressel-ball and Terrelle Pryor wasn’t so busy mastering the “fade-away incompletion,” Ohio State would have won that game. Now we have to hear about Matt Barkley being compared to Joe Montana…at least until they soil the bed against Washington next week.

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