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Psy’s international hit ‘Gangnam Style’ has gone Full Macarena. What started off as funny thing to share with people on the Internet became a legitimate crossover success, grew into a slew of on-the-ball parody videos and eventually became a kinda-tired thing that was still fun to do with cheerleaders. Now, thanks to NFL On Fox, Gangnam Style has reached its penultimate evolutionary milestone: it’s a thing old people do when they’re trying to be funny. Now it either has to explode, or show up five years from now in an Adam Sandler comedy (or on wrestling) to complete the cycle.

Anyway, they look like they’re having fun, so I can’t talk too much shit about it, but man, I don’t ever want Jimmy Johnson to look at me like that again. It’s like he’s erotically churning butter.

[h/t Sports Crackle Pop]

Our favorite Cowboys coach of all time boner pill spokesman, Jimmy Johnson, will take his talents to CBS for the newest season of Survivor. Despite being 67 and unable to get an erection, I still feel that he’s qualified. I’d rather be stranded on a deserted island than in the same room as Terry Bradshaw for hours on end.

Mark Francesutti and Barry Horn of the Dallas Morning News reported early Tuesday morning that Johnson joined the cast of Survivor, which started taping at the end of June. Taping only lasts 39 days, so Johnson will be back well before the FOX studio show starts.

The idea seems bizarre, but Johnson previously mentioned in an interview he almost joined the cast a few years back, but he failed a physical. (Maybe those pills he’s taking really do help!) –PFT

Is Jimmy Johnson going senile? Why would he do this? I can’t imagine he needs the money, he’s getting checks from Fox and Extenze. Maybe Fox isn’t paying him enough. He deserves a raise for humiliating himself every week. Made-up reports indicate that the Extenze marketing department is talking to Keith Olbermann, only to ensure that their advertising is fair and balanced. I’ll bet that the ladies on the The View have something to say about Jimmy’s decision making. Their take after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

There’s a new ad circulating around in your television someplace about one of those pills that supposedly makes your penis bigger. I have no qualms with a bigger wang, but I’m just loathe to sticking random things in my mouth. Like pills. Unless Jimmy Johnson tells me it’s all good.

“So if you want that maximum performance edge everyday, I say go long with [redacted]…I do!

Jimmy knows a thing about penises. He used to coach at Miami. Video of the ad after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »