Incredibly talented sports and TV personality Jenn Sterger is at the center of a NFL investigation concerning Brett Favre’s wrinkled old penis, but we all know plenty about this already, and if you don’t then you need to catch up the gross way by checking out this post at Kissing Suzy Kolber from last week. All set? Good. Sterger’s lawyer recently told reporters that they were looking for the proper result in the NFL’s investigation of Favre’s dong, and while I’m guessing that means she wants to see some financial restitution for all the pain and suffering she’s been through for having to witness old man balls, I like to think that we all got some restitution this week for the past four years when Favre was hit in the crotch with a football during practice.

Flubby over at KSK already made the proper and necessary Simpsons reference and Xmas Ape deserves an Espy for his video work (after the jump), and the fellas were even wise enough to turn this special moment into GIF form, but seeing as this feels like Christmas morning to me, I just wanted to make sure that we did our job of sharing the video footage of Favre getting hit in the nuts by a football, too.

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I appreciate that Jennifer Sterger is still finding ways to get people to talk about her. And that, in my opinion, was really what this whole Brett Favre C*CKTOBERFEST™ is about; I don’t see the point of dispensing “justice” like that almost two years after the fact.

That’s not to say that I’m opposed to it. Remember the Chinese adage, “Man who send picture to lady have erection that last forever.” I’m pretty sure that was Chinese. Anyway, Stephen A. Smith, another “sports personality” that won’t seem to go away, has sounded off his take on C*cktoberfest. Yes, we’re really calling it that.

From Smith’s Twitter page:

Just finished commenting about Favre and I’m about to do it again. Let me say this: We can get on Favre about his play, his avoiding…Training camp, and this nauseating love affair some in the media have with him. But to report on him trying to get with some girl is just…Wrong.

More importantly, it’s none of our damn business. What’s more, it epitomizes why athletes hate the media. You don’t dime out the dude…Like this. Especially if you’re a dude — b/c we all know we’ve chased honies from time-to-time in our lives. It’s hypocritical.

And for…Those who’d compare this to Tiger,

THIS IS JUST LIKE TIGER WOODS!

STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

Too late!

Tiger was an issue because a police report was filed following his car accident and…The belief surrounding why it occurred. That’s not the case with Favre. It’s messed up. And although I respect Deadspin, they’re wrong here.

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So this Brett Favre-Jenn Sterger-Brett Favre’s Penis love triangle has finally come to a, um, head. Images of what allegedly is Brett Favre’s penis. It’s bad for business for us to say, “Yeah, we’re talking sports over here and it’s great, but you really need to go to this other site.” But seriously, if you do any dabbling in the world of penii, this is right up your…you know what, just go check it out.

I’ve done work for Deadspin in the past (that Visanthe Shiancoe weiner? Yep, that was me), so I won’t sit here and lecture about what should and shouldn’t qualify as “sports news.” But after watching the video, I can’t help but think to myself, “That sounds exactly like Brett Favre, and that sounds exactly like the pitiful game I would expect from Brett Favre.” Can’t believe she didn’t want anything to do with him. I really can’t. No, I totally can. That was sarcasm.

Your move, Sage Rosenfels.