The annual average temperature in Tokyo is 61 degrees Fahrenheit, but that doesn’t seem to stop anyone from trotting out bikini-clad ladies to the golf course on overcast days. Oh wait, she’s wearing leg warmers, so never mind. Yeah, it’s really important to take the clubhead back low and slow, and then just rip it back into that same groove. And then follow through. Just remember that if you get mud on your balls, you can’t wipe it off, or else it’ll cost you a stroke. Yeah, I was still talking about golf.
It’s not everyday that we feel compelled to post a video from Japan that doesn’t have human jigsaw puzzles, gratuitous on-screen graphics, chimps outsmarting humans, nut shots, breakaway floorboards, or chikan, but I thought this made the grade: It’s a reverse entry drift in a Japanese auto competition that had the locals jumping for joy. And really, the reaction is better than the original action. Hey guys, simmer down. It’s a car, not a squid raping a schoolhouse. – Auto Blog, via Car Domain. Thanks, Drew.
Take one last look at Abraham Lupus Frohman III, because he’s going into the mothballs. You know what that means: despite Barack Obama’s pandering to the Danish, Chicago’s bid for the 2016 Summer Olympics was finally put to sleep.
In fact, between the four remaining cities [Tokyo, Rio de Janeiro, and Madrid were the others], Chicago was the first city to be eliminated in the initial voting. Sorry Chicago, the tribe has spoken.
Also eliminated: Tokyo. Sayonara, amigos…I’m actually pulling for Rio now, since they’re only one hour ahead of North America’s east coast and avoiding the internet during the summer will only be more annoying seven years from now.
I’d like to thank Mr. Frohman for his service to With Leather and wish him a warm and happy retirement, preferably in a well-lubricated locale. Godspeed, sir.
It’s another video of a Japanese woman in a bikini playing golf. You know, know big deal. I think I paid more attention to this than I did to the FedEx cup over the last two months. I mean, seriously, how much freaking golf can you expect me to watch? I hope the LPGA is taking some serious notes here. It’s just like them to complain about having TOO MANY Asians on their tour. I happen to know a few gentlemen down by the pier that would pay good money to have a problem like that. They’re sticklers for inventory.
If you’ve grown weary of the prudishness of your Nintendo Wii, enjoy poker, and don’t live in Australia, then this news is for you.
Wii’s “Sexy Poker” is a downloadable game that lets you play Texas Hold’em and Blackjack against a dealer in an attempt to de-clothe anime babes.
Yep. Use those motion censors remotes to hit, stand, bet … and then reap the benefits of a bikini-wearing animated character. The game features no nudity, which is a good thing for me, bad thing for weirdoes. via.
I’ve never been a big fan of taking something that guys already like and mashing nudity into it. Women are supposed to get naked to make me do stuff that I don’t want to do. And I mean like actual women, not some vector image drawn up by some sexually frustrated dude in Tokyo. I already like poker, so the nudity doesn’t do me any good there. Wake me up when “Wii Sexy Personal Finance” comes out. Because right now my stock portfolio is a hot mess.
MDS at Fanhouse found this new-to-us video from 2008 that has to be the fastest knockout ever not chronicled in a Jean-Claude Van Damme film. Ryohei Masuda knocked the puddin’ out of Takahiro Kuroishi in just two seconds, using a right hook that defies all logic and reason. It’s as if Masuda had game-planned launching such a punch from the heavens that, had he missed, would have left him defenseless.
And honestly, that’s almost too fast to be impressive. Did Masuda still get a full night’s pay for that? Usually when I’m that fast, my escort gives me some kind of a discount. Who would have though of prostitutes as such a benevolent people? via, via.
