For Just $20 Million, You Can Own Your Favorite Baseball Player’s House

Written by Ashley Burns / 02.17.12

Here’s a fun little factoid for you crazy sports fans out there: athletes tend to buy really expensive houses. Who would have thunk it, right? Well it turns out that in a lot of cases, when athletes retire or change teams, they sell those houses and then people have an opportunity to take a look inside and see how the 1% really lives. And I’m almost always disappointed by the lack of bearsharktopus cages. Step your game up, so-called ballers.

Yesterday, the Cookie Kwans at Realtor.com posted some of the latest listings of current and former Major League Baseball players, and while there wasn’t anything too crazy, it was still pretty interesting. For instance, I can’t quite wrap my brain around how a guy could invest a quarter of his 5-year, $80 million salary into a home purchase, but then again nobody has yet to accept my challenge of giving me $80 million just to see how fast I can blow it. Offer still stands, billionaires. Let’s get this done.

Search for your dream home after the jump, you silly cash cows.

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GLAVINE VS MOYER IN OLD MAN’S DUEL

Written by Matt / 04.13.07

Youth was served as 41-year-old Tom Glavine pitched the Mets to a 5-3 victory over the Phillies and 44-year-old Jamie Moyer.  It was the oldest combined age for a pair of left-handed starters in Major League history. Oh man, good luck getting that smell off the mound.

Jimmy Rollins hit a pair of home runs in a losing effort as the Phils dropped to 2-7.  In the other dugout, Glavine celebrated his 292nd career victory by knocking back some warm milk and eating an extra fruit cup.  For his losing effort, Moyer may be sent to the Phillies' Triple-A nursing home.

Man I love making old-people jokes.  I can't wait to die young and beautiful.

Other baseball news: The Nationals actually won!  They somehow pitched a shutout, if you can believe it… Justin Morneau's walk-off home run gave the Twins a somewhat dramatic victory.  I say "somewhat" because it was against the D-Rays… the Mariners had another game postponed by weather. They're on pace to play their 81st game in September — which is great news for M's fans.

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