JAMES HARRISON’S KID BITTEN BY PIT BULL

Written by JOSH Z / 05.22.09

I was totally ready to bag all the comparisons of topical sports people and everyday household objects to Michael Vick, but that was all before James Harrison’s pit bull took a bite out of the Pittsburgh Steeler’s kid. At least Vick had the decency to fight dogs against other dogs and not his own children. Which begs the question: would such a dog vs. child bout be refereed by a dog? Or by a human? One couldn’t give any indication of bias; that’s bad for business. The only fair way to answer would be “robot” or “chimp.” But I digress:


Steelers linebacker James Harrison’s young son is being treated at Children’s Hospital of Pittsburgh after being bitten by an animal — apparently Harrison’s pet dog, WTAE Channel 4 Action News has learned.

A source told reporter Ari Hait that the injuries to James Harrison III are severe, but not life-threatening.

Neither the Steelers nor the hospital commented on the hospitalization, and nobody’s 100 percent sure that it was actually Harrison’s dog. And Harrison almost certainly isn’t operating nor a dogfighting ring as I jokingly suggested. That said…pit bulls are a scary breed of dogs, and I don’t know why you’d own one unless you wanted it to fight another pit bull or eat your two-year-old child. I don’t really have a funny way to end this, so after the jump is a link of this guy that went to anti-terrorism school. And we were doing so well today… Read the rest of this entry »

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SNL: MICHAEL PHELPS, JAMES HARRISON

Written by Matt / 02.09.09

“Saturday Night Live” got all up in the sports business this weekend, weighing in with some solid material on the Michael Phelps bong drama (above) and James Harrison’s 100-yard pick-six in the Super Bowl (below).

The “Really?” segment on Phelps is pretty good, although it makes me miss Amy Poehler. The real surprise here is Kenan Thompson as James Harrison. I say “surprise” because it’s probably the first time I’ve ever found Kenan Thompson even remotely funny. But that’s just because I have impeccable comedic taste. Oh, and I’m racist.

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