This commercial has been out for a couple weeks but Hot Clicks finally found an online version of it; it’s Reebok selling shoes that supposedly help tone up your legs and butt. And this is what I found a bit squirrely–the shoes are for women, yet this commercial was clearly shot to be enjoyed by men. What gives? Does Reebok think that men are buying women’s running shoes now? And oh by the way? Nice ass. Lofty ass. I would eat that ass for lunch if I hadn’t already eaten lunch. Eh, what’s a second lunch at this point… via Hot Clicks.

Italian swimmer Flavia Zoccari lived through veritable humiliation yesterday when she was disqualified from a race after the back of her swimsuit busted open. But while Zoccari was not allowed to compete, she did have an amazing ass that wouldn’t quit. From the Daily Mail, who always drive on the left side of the motorway, old chum:

Flavia, 22, was wearing the controversial £318 top-of-the-line Jaked J01 swimsuit when disaster struck at the Games in Pescara, Italy today.

She burst into tears as she was forced to stand down from her race.

That motorway comment reminded me of Punte’s Tips For Savory Living: if you own a GPS and are having a bad day, change the language settings on your machine from “US English” to “UK English.” You’ll instantly feel more sophisticated. And if you live in some big city and don’t drive regularly, then up yours. You deserve to be depressed.

|thanks (again) to Slanch Report|

Thanks to handsome tipster Jeff's perusal of SI's analysis of the NBA draft, I now know that Atlanta Hawks GM Billy Knight wants some guys with wide thighs and ample rear ends:

Knight points out that [Zaza] Pachulia and Shelden Williams are the only Hawks who are wide in the thighs. "They are the only two guys we have who aren't what we call narrow butts,'' Knight said. "The other guys are thin guys, slender builds, so you need some physicality on your team.'' So he's looking for one more wide butt? "It depends on the butt,'' Knight said. In which case [Florida's Al] Horford may well be their pick.

Just when you thought the objectification of men by other men was over after the gay journo-porn about Brady Quinn and Ken Shamrock, we now have some lusty general manager porn.  And frankly, I'm offended.  Is it because of the harsh opinions based upon physical attributes?  Perhaps, but I'm probably more upset that I'm not Mr. Knight's type.  Every man likes to feel attractive.  At least the ladies like the slim, malnourished ass look, right?     

I do want to applaud Billy for providing a useful phrase I think all segments of the country should employ: "Would you like fries with that?" It depends on the butt.  "Should I diversify my portfolio?" It depends on the butt.  "Will we bomb Iran if they continue their nuclear programs, Mr. President?"  It depends on the butt.  -KD

Personally, I enjoy lovely Melissa's-NSFW derrière.