“I’ll be honest with you, I love his music. I do. I’m a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don’t know if it gets any better than when he sings ‘When a Man Loves a Woman’.” – Bob Slydell

Between that quote from Office Space and the infectious “Jack Sparrow” ballad collaboration with Andy Samberg and Lonely Island, crooner Michael Bolton’s legacy has been tarnished over the past decade and molded into some sort of a sick joke. The truth is that before this generation’s pop music corroded our airwaves and Pandora stations with Biebers and Gagas, Bolton was the powerful voice of adult contemporary love rock.

Bolton set the loins of many a future cougar ablaze with his incredible anthems like “How Am I Supposed to Live Without You” (later famously covered by AC Slater and Jessie Spano as the soundtrack of the monumental Zack and Kelly breakup) and “I Said I Loved You (But I Lied)”, which when taken for just the title sounds like the meanest song ever. But what few people know or recall is that when Bolton wasn’t rocking the most romantic receding mullet of the 80s and 90s, he was actually tearing up softball fields from coast-to-coast.

While his softball prowess came to the nation’s attention as part of MTV’s iconic (and sorely missed) Rock N Jock series, it culminated with the incredible VHS instruction video – Michael Bolton’s Winning Softball. Eat your heart out, Tom Emanski.

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If anyone ever complained that we don’t feature enough rugby stories here, I would explain that it’s because we don’t get rugby and therefore don’t like writing about it. In fairness, though, it is cooler than soccer and we write about that on occasion, so it’s only fair that we find a little rugby news here and there.

Well news be damned, because we instead have an instructional video, which is helping me understand rugby in an entirely new light. Like the kind of light that makes it difficult to stand up for the next 20 minutes or so. Seriously, all sports need more instructional videos like this. If every sport followed this example, video games would become obsolete because every able-bodied young male would be outside trying to kill the next guy to impress oiled up girls.

To be fair, video games wouldn’t become entirely obsolete because we’d still have marijuana and college. But we’d sure have a lot more athletes running around. Hell, imagine if we applied this method to teaching math and science. The future would be a beautiful place.

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