Von Wafer Just Wants To Be Honest, Y’all

Written by Ashley Burns / 12.06.11

Von Wafer has played for 6 NBA teams since he was drafted in the second round of the 2005 NBA Draft, so it came as little surprise that he chose to play in Italy for a year instead of waiting out the lockout. But it’s not his paltry 7.3 ppg career scoring average that has people buzzing like sassy little bees today. It’s a Tweet that Wafer – real name Vakeaton Quamar Wafer – allegedly sent out yesterday around 4:30 p.m. and that remained on his Twitter for hours after. As you can read above, Von may have announced to the world that he’s gay.

Wafer’s agent denied that the guard could have posted such a Tweet, as he was on a plane from Italy to the U.S. at the time, but it’s really quite puzzling why a guy with a profile as low as Wafer’s would suddenly be the target for a good, old-fashioned “I’mma Tweet you’re gay” prank. In fact, let’s put on our conspiracy glasses – Gucci, natch – for a second and wonder out loud. Six teams in 6 years, and while playing for the Boston Celtics (his last NBA team) he was involved in a random locker room fist fight with Delonte West, for which there never was much of an explanation other than “They were competing for the same position.”

Could Wafer’s decision to play in Italy have been spurred by the lack of tolerance for his homosexuality as much as it was about a paycheck? Or is this just a simple prank that someone pulled on Wafer, whose nickname is also “The Dutch Cookie.” Only time will tell, I guess.

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LeBron Comes Out of the Closet

Written by Ryan Walsh / 07.16.10

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Yep, you read that right my friend, LeBron James is officially out of the closet, and man is he crazy for some wiener. According to James, his love of dong was the biggest reason for his choice to sign with Miami, leaving behind that hot piece of man meat Delonte West. His mom is an alleged fan of the burning bush. Now Big Z coming to Miami makes complete sense.

Not to mention that Miami is one of the gayest places on earth. There’s a whole episode of Archer based on that fact. And if stereotypes perpetuated by cartoons aren’t true, then what kind of country do we live in? Certainly not the one in which I was raised. The official confession and Archer episode come after the jump. Both have NSFW language. Thanks to David for the tip. Read the rest of this entry »

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