At 9 p.m. tonight, LeBron James – the King to you mere mortals – will be part of a one-hour special on ESPN that he suggested so that he can tell Michael Wilbon which team he is choosing during his exclusive interview. Or, I guess, The Decision, as ESPN so brilliantly named it. Join us in the comment section throughout the evening as we’ll be giving our poignant thoughts, reactions and dismissive wanking motions to whatever the hell they’re going to fill this hour with. We’ll answer such questions as “Will LeBron stay in Cleveland?” and “Will Chris Broussard’s sources tell him which commercials are next?” and “Will Burnsy apologize to Stephen A. Smith?” and “What’s that burning smell?” And the answers will be: No. Yes. Hell no. Cleveland.
Join us after the jump for our predictions for LeBron James presents LeBron James in a LeBron James Television Extravaganza: The Decision featuring LeBron James as LeBron James.