This is nothing more than your garden-variety “High school students somewhere in America sell raunchy shirts of horses fingercuffing cheerleader from rival school while exchanging an equine high-five of sorts.” But everyone else is posting it, so I feel compelled to weigh in on it, even though its actual relevance to sports is significantly small.
Actual “show your school spirit” shirt sold by students to “support team.”
Those “vias” were a feminist law professor blog, and Jezebel, which is basically Cosmo in first-draft form. Anyway, it’s almost inconceivable that this is being sold by anyone other than a handful of students in some sort of underground market. Furthermore, said kids probably can’t even wear them to school. And “supporting the team” has been misinterpreted in the comments of both sites: the school isn’t seeing any money from the sale of these tees. And it’s a good thing, because the objectification of young girls wearing skimpy outfits and jumping along the sidelines uttering cheers any 8-year-old could concoct while the men are doing all the work in the field is just horrendous…except when it’s being done by cartoon Equidae of the animal kingdom. Eat your heart out, Eeyore. Among other things. Thanks, John. Also. Read the rest of this entry »
I have a hard time feeling sorry for coyotes (especially the ones that make such great hood ornaments), but this poor little bugger got more than he could handle when he stepped onto the track at the Toyota Arizona Proving Grounds and suddenly found himself on the ass end of one of life’s cruel 1 vs. 16 matchups. The background of this image is obviously the victor of this exchange, driven by Joe Gibbs Racing’s very own Brad “Road Runner” Coleman.
“It just started smoking like crazy. And it smelled terrible. I didn’t see anything in the mirror, so I was like, ‘I wonder where it went?’”
It went nowhere, Brad. And sure, your radiator’s full of coyote guts and your engine might be shot, but look on the bright side: that’s a new scarf for your wife. Too bad Arizona is hardly scarf weather. And honestly, this little guy probably had a better, less painful demise then the other Coyotes in the area.
The Tour de France ended this weekend, and — as expected — a man riding a bicycle won. Now, I could take this opportunity to post some sincere thoughts on the continued doping controversies that marred this year's Tour and the state of post-Lance cycling in general… OR… I could post another video of a dog wrecking bicyclists! HOORAY!!!
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According to the YouTube description of this video, the last person sitting at the table while the bull ran loose would win a prize. That prize: a bull absolutely ruining your shit.
WARNING: There are some graphic, bloody images are in this video. Sweet! MORE SERIOUS WARNING: You should consider muting your sound. The video has "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers. And pretty much the last thing anyone needs to hear on a Monday morning is "The Gambler." I'd almost rather be told I'm fired.
