Santonio Holmes Keeps Happening

Written by JOSH Z / 04.30.10

santonio-holmes-living-the-high-lifeThe New York Jets haven’t even stitched Santonio Holmes’ name onto the back of his jersey and he’s already in trouble again. He was just kicked off a commercial airliner for being a “disruptive passenger.” Not Santonio…

Investigators said Holmes wasn’t arrested but was escorted off the plane for what they call being a “disruptive passenger.”

The plane was docked at Gate D77 when a “disturbance” involving an iPod and refusal to comply with flight crew demands was reported, investigators said. –WPXI, via PFT.

Not to go all Peter King here, but how GD hard is it to turn off your mp3 player for 15 minutes? Are you afraid of actually encountering another human being? It won’t be that bad, I promise. Just avoid eye contact and ask the flight attendants if you can keep the whole can of beverage. If you order tomato juice, they usually do. The only downside is that you’re stuck with tomato juice. More Jets.

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GET ME ONE OF THESE IMMEDIATELY

Written by Matt / 01.29.09


So, to close out the day, do you want (A) another human interest story about one of the players in the Super Bowl, or (B) video of a guy flying around in a water-powered jetpack set to the theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey?

Yeah, that’s what I thought. You and I are gonna get along just fine.

[GorillaMask]

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