Happy Halloween! Here’s Arianny Celeste Being Barely Halloween

Written by Brandon Stroud / 10.31.12

You know this is an Arianny Celeste Halloween video because she put on black lipstick and stood in front of some ghosts. Eh, I’m not complaining. Happy Halloween, everybody. (via AriannyCeleste)

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Hey Buddy, Eyes Up Here

Written by Brandon Stroud / 04.17.12

This video really should’ve ended with the camera zooming in too far and falling off the pedestal. (via OTB)

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New York Giants Star Jerry Linn Is About To Get Some Top Shelf YouTube Tail

Written by Brandon Stroud / 02.16.12

jerry-lin-date-youtubeOkay, so your first instinct here is to go “OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS STUPID HOT GIRL LET ME TELL EVERYONE I KNOW ON THE INTERNET ABOUT HER SO WE CAN SHARE A FELLOWSHIP-LOL” and crosspost it on Facebook and Twitter (and your semi-reputable sports blog). It’s a Florida State Kappa Delta sorority girl asking Jeremy Lin to be her date, but she doesn’t know his first name, doesn’t know what sport he plays, doesn’t know what team he plays for and assumes he’s a black guy.

And yeah, in a perfect world this is one of those “Gimme a thumbs up ‘er somethin’ Hot Rod Lincoln!”-esque stories where we’re privy to impossible human innocence and the fairy tale ends with Lin showing up and taking her to her thing and a few Good Morning America appearances where she covers her mouth and can’t believe how dumb/lucky she is. By proxy, her boobs are enjoyed by all.

There are, unfortunately, a few problems.

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The Great One, Gone Too Soon

Written by Brandon Stroud / 11.30.11

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Last month, by way of one of the best photo galleries ever put together by man, we introduced you to Wayne Gretzky’s daughter Paulina. She’s gorgeous, and her only jobs or hobbies seem to be being gorgeous, taking pictures with an expensive camera, photoshopping them to look vintage and occasionally mentioning what her Dad does (or is about to do) on Twitter. We had a great set-up that benefited everyone.

Unfortunately, the first rule of Pro Stars is that you do not talk about Pro Stars.

Paulina’s Twitter feed has been discontinued, and the Toronto Star is speculating that her father’s involvement in a potential purchase of the Toronto Maple Leafs might have something to do with it.

According to the Star, before shutting down her feed, Paulina tweeted, “Having a nice sit down dinner with my dad about social media..haha #SIKEEE.” She then signed off on Saturday, writing, “Taking a break from Twitter for a bit. Happy Holidays!!! xoxo.”

I wonder sometimes if beautiful, semi-famous young people think Twitter is the audience from ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’, where the Fresh Prince characters can see them and they’re there, but nobody mentions it. If I said something passive-aggressive about my Dad on the Internet when I was a teenager he would’ve spent the next 20 years refreshing the page every day and grounding me for every haha-serving-as-punctuation and hashtag.

In all seriousness, we wish Paulina a quick and happy return to the Internet. She’s like Courtney Stodden without all the emotional abuse.

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Rebecca Grant Vs. Erin Andrews: The Worst And Sexiest Feud Of All Time

Written by Brandon Stroud / 11.25.11

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Rebecca Grant’s Wikipedia disambiguation refers to her as “Sports Reporter, Maxim / FHM Model”. TMZ, being the Worldwide Leader In Kim Kardashian Excuses and Justin Bieber Baby Mama Drama, turns a five second interview with her about what she’s doing for Thanksgiving into a minute-and-a-half piece that simultaneously starts some sh*t with Erin Andrews and tries to get them to have sex with each other. It’s the kind of thing they’d give an award to, if the Emmys wasn’t an institution built on payola and gave awards to catty pricks in indoor wool beanies.

If we’re picking sides, though, I’m going with Erin. Sure, Rebecca is pretty hot, but she’s hot in a way that makes you think you could win her by throwing balls at milk jugs at a carnival. She looks like she should be Megan Fox’s stage mom. Also, Erin Andrews is a sideline reporter who just happens to be pretty. Rebecca’s resume says “former co-host of ‘NFL Under the Helmet’”, but right under it it says “Juggy – ‘Man Show’”. You can watch the FIRE STARTING video after the jump, but be warned, it might make you hate women and men.

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Candice Swanepoel Is The Best At Working Out

Written by Brandon Stroud / 08.25.11

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There’s a fine line between underwear and gym clothes. Sometimes women go to the gym with a sports bra as a top, and sometimes they use yoga pants as pajamas. It is in that spirit of line-blurring that I present to you Victoria’s Secret’s VSX Sexy Sport line of workout gear, and, more specifically, their ad campaign: making models (angels, whatever) Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton wear these things and filming them. Good call, Victoria’s Secret.

You can check out the video after the jump.

In case you’re still reading and haven’t jumped yet (what’s wrong with you), the video is that wonderful kind of pointless where Candice Swimmingpool is soaking wet from exhaustion despite her workout being “lie down on the ground and occasionally stand still”. At one point she stretches a little, and at another she dances in place. I don’t know if this counts as exercise at all, but I’m pretty sure she isn’t real and is just S1m0ne. I wish they’d bring in Kate Upton for stuff like this, but I don’t think Victoria’s Secret employs women who get a period.

Go, go, watch the video.

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