Manchester United striker Cristiano Ronaldo, the man who famously enjoyed a five-hooker orgy with teammates, will surely be shocked to learn that “Fernanda,” one of the women he keeps on the side, is — wait for it — a hooker! GASP! News of the World (link has a grainy NSFW image) sent one lucky reporter undercover to find out what Fernanda had to offer. She happily showed off pictures of herself with the star at Man U parties, and more:
Keen to relax our man, she offered him a drink before beckoning him to the double bed… She played seductive mood music on her CD player and began gyrating provocatively while slowly peeling off her dress to reveal a slinky black G string.
Caressing herself, she again motioned for our man to join her on the bed but as he made his excuses and prepared to leave, she discussed arranging a second meeting. Fernanda then promised to see our man later in the week for a full-on cocaine-fuelled romp and lesbian show with a blonde Czech girl called Anna…
Fernanda told us she enjoys partying with cocaine and offered to supply the illegal Class A drug for our threesome booking at £60 a gramme. “It’s very good,” she said. “I go crazy with the cocaine. Not bad crazy, good crazy. Sex and coke is so much crazy!”
The article also said that Ronaldo will “go nuts” over this revelation. Oh yeah. He’ll be livid that he’s been getting freebies from a coked up hooker with big tits. Me, I hate it when that happens. “I thought our intermittent no-strings sex meant something! Your real name probably isn’t even Cherry!”
[Sports by Brooks] SEXY UPDATE: Now with video of hooker-dealings!
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