Have you ever wondered how Mr. Olympia competitor JJ Marsh gets his calves so big? Sure you have. And today we learn the simple answer from the video below: he rides another bodybuilder. Gosh, everything about these guys is so masculine and not at all gay that it’s easy to see why they’re the masculine ideal. RAWR FEEL THE BURN!!! MUSCLES POPPING! SPANDEX! EXPLORE FEELINGS OF CURIOSITY!!!
(Thanks for this goes to Everything Is Terrible, the Internet’s premier source for delightfully outdated videos.)
I try not to get too synergistic here at With Leather, which means that I don't like to use my full-time gig to promote Kissing Suzy Kolber, where I contribute in my free time. But some things just need to be shared.
For example, is your football columnist showering a certain player with just a little too much praise? Well, today Monday Morning Punter — one of KSK's experts in NFL homoeroticism — debuted the Peter King Manlove Translator (PKMT), which screens writers' columns for hidden subtext like the one you see pictured.
I strongly recommend this for any readers of King's Monday Morning Quarterback, and I look forward to future editions of the PKMT. Perhaps they can reveal (again) that Gregg Easterbrook loves himself, or that Mitch Albom gets off on aspartame.
Not that I'm judging. I look fucking sexy doused in aspartame.
