Thanksgiving weekend is officially over, so now it’s time to get in the gym and work off all the gross shit you ate. I mean, you don’t have to do it NOW. You can wait until after Christmas. But eventually you’re going to look like one of the people in this workout fail compilation, and it’s going to be hilarious. (via Bob’s Blitz)

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Some things are just naturally funny. “Drunk people who fall down so hard they look like they got dragged across the room by a giant vacuum” and “people who do bad karate to punching bags and end up hurting themselves” are two big ones, so this clip of a guy throwing some Muay Thai knees to a heavy bag and eating floor is pretty much amazing. He bobs his shoulders like a bad-ass (or something) and then gets yanked into the darkness like some Tony Jaa remake of Paranormal Activity. All it needed was somebody throwing up and it would’ve been the first two minutes of next week’s “Tosh.0″.

I also love that his name is “Geoff”, which is such an aborted spelling of “Jeff” that it makes him read like a Street Fighter character.

[h/t Buzzfeed]

I don’t think this sort of thing is funny necessarily, but I’m amused that a guy can look at an exercise ball in his house and think to himself, “I need to throw this at my girlfriend’s face. And get it on video! Because that would be hilarious!” I have no idea how any human being in a relationship could think of that and not acknowledge it as the worst idea ever. Having said that, these men sacrificed their better judgement (and probably their relationships) for our amusement, and so we should probably enjoy the fruits of their labor. They would have wanted it that way. Read the rest of this entry »

I can’t believe that we’re just now finally getting to this, but Mike Tyson’s four-year-old daughter apparently died while the former undisputed boxing champion was in Vegas. From People:

“We are grateful for the tremendous outpouring of love and prayers from all over the world,” Tyson says in a statement. “There are no words to describe the tragic loss of our beloved Exodus. We ask you now to please respect our need at this very difficult time for privacy to grieve and try to help each other heal.”

Exodus’s mother, whose name has not been released, was cleaning in another part of the house when she sent her 7-year-old son to the playroom to check on his sister. The boy found Exodus tangled in a cord dangling from a treadmill. He called for his mother, who dialed 911 and administered CPR.

Wow, that 7-year-old boy is a horrible babysitter. “Uh, mom, I just found her like that.” And I love how the mother was “cleaning.” Since when does a mother with two kids not put them to work? This really isn’t the time to be making jokes, though. However, this is the time that you could get a really sweet deal on a treadmill.