What you’re watching is either a volleyball match between Chinese Women Volleyball TianJin and Army or one of those Powerade commercials where they CGI the ball to make it look like Michael Vick is throwing a football out of a stadium.

This video comes to us from Reddit by way of With Leather editor emeritus Matt Ufford, who labeled his e-mail to me “holy sh*t!” and suggested moving your cursor away from the video playbar so you don’t know when the play is going to end. It’s awesome, and a great contrast to my personal volleyball memories, which are me in gym class standing still while the ball drops in front of me and then suddenly figuring out I was supposed to hit it.

Burnsy’s reaction was almost as good as the video itself:

Was that the dad from Hangover 2 not caring for their ability to win immediately?

If you’re a fan of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, now’s the time to start flapping your arms.

The Angels signed reliever LaTroy Hawkins on a one-year, $3-million deal on Wednesday night, then looked at each other, shrugged and said “ah f**k it, let’s sign everybody”. They suddenly emerged as the frontrunner in deals for C.J. Wilson and Albert freaking Pujols, and according to the report directly to the right of this paragraph and everyone freaking out across the sports world, it looks like the AL West squad landed the biggest and best free agent of the off-season, and possibly ever.

From the L.A. Times:

One day after appearing to have no interest in Pujols, the Angels are believed to have offered the three-time National League most valuable player a 10-year deal for at least $210 million.

It appeared Pujols would be heading back to St. Louis after the Miami Marlins pulled their 10-year, $220-million offer to the slugger earlier Wednesday. The Cardinals have offered Pujols nine years and more than $200 million.

So Pujols gets the ten years he was looking for, the Angels are instantly playoff contenders again and Mel Clark can pitch tired as much as he wants.

Somebody get the Indians to bring in a bunch of guys from obscurity and jail so we can live out our movie in real life, please.

The name “Philip Lutzenkirchen” sounds more like a Nazi stormtrooper than a tight end, but I’ll give him a pass this time because this is one of the most amazing high school football plays I’ve ever seen.

If you need details, this happened in a game between Lassiter and Centennial in Georgia, and afterwards Lutz slept with the entire cheerleading squad. Probably.

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